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Song Parodies -> "Neck Brace"
Original Song Title:
"Poker Face"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Neck Brace"
Parody Written by:
Kaitlyn Carey
The Lyrics
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I wanna dance withe Stars, but it hurts when I sneeze.
I'd twirl them and dip them if I could move my body. (I hate it)
Stupidity, dumb luck, dodging cars wasn't so smart.
And after I groped a Nurse they took my wheelchair apart.
Ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow, ow, owww, ow ow.
I'll go bar hop, drink and never stop.
Ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow, ow, owww, ow ow.
I need a shot of purple micro dot.
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me somebody).
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me anybody).
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah,
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
I wanna roller skate but I can't see my feet.
Touch football is fun unless you need surgery. (I hate it)
I've got bad breath but now I can't even chew gum.
And when someone scared me they had to dial 911.
Ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow, ow, owww, ow ow.
I'll go bar hop, drink and never stop.
Ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow, ow, owww, ow ow.
I'll smoke pot, I won't be distraught.
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me somebody).
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me anybody).
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
I'll tell you what I went through
When I had the flu.
I was coughin' more than often.
I was dying, my face hurtin' from this iron curtain.
Like a giraffe in a cage,
I'm not looking to stick my neck out.
I'll tell you this, tell you this.
Check my appetite, I'm ravenous.
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me somebody).
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me anybody).
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me somebody).
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me anybody).
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me somebody).
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me anybody).
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
I'd twirl them and dip them if I could move my body. (I hate it)
Stupidity, dumb luck, dodging cars wasn't so smart.
And after I groped a Nurse they took my wheelchair apart.
Ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow, ow, owww, ow ow.
I'll go bar hop, drink and never stop.
Ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow, ow, owww, ow ow.
I need a shot of purple micro dot.
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me somebody).
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me anybody).
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah,
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
I wanna roller skate but I can't see my feet.
Touch football is fun unless you need surgery. (I hate it)
I've got bad breath but now I can't even chew gum.
And when someone scared me they had to dial 911.
Ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow, ow, owww, ow ow.
I'll go bar hop, drink and never stop.
Ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow, ow, owww, ow ow.
I'll smoke pot, I won't be distraught.
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me somebody).
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me anybody).
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
I'll tell you what I went through
When I had the flu.
I was coughin' more than often.
I was dying, my face hurtin' from this iron curtain.
Like a giraffe in a cage,
I'm not looking to stick my neck out.
I'll tell you this, tell you this.
Check my appetite, I'm ravenous.
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me somebody).
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me anybody).
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me somebody).
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me anybody).
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me somebody).
Can't move my,
Can't move my
Can't move my head because of this neck brace.
(Please help me anybody).
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
M-m-m-my neck brace.
Ew ew ah.
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