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Song Parodies -> "Ally Handjo"
Original Song Title:
"Alejandro"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Ally Handjo"
Parody Written by:
theshatteredaurora
The Lyrics
I'm your boyfriend ply that hand, must pry that gland, that maul's aflame and yearns for more fingers gripping it tight, that's right make that tool be glad. Don't wanna kiss, just want a touch, just stroke one big erect, then gush. You've got both hands on my rocket, my dream is coming true, cream is coming due, my shot will strafe like the techno.
You know that I am hung, and I love how you cuff me
And I can be with you like this for days, weeks, scores
Ally Handjo
You've got both hands on my rocket
My dream is coming true, cream is coming due
You pry above mi bolsita
You're in my man grove with your fingers, up, down, you
You show that you love this boy
Hot, my flexed pico, the joint
At this point, it's 'bout to ooze
Nuts mix I'll lose
Oh, maul my stake, maul my stake, Ally Handjo
Oh, maul my snake, maul my snake, Alamano
Don't wanna kiss, just want a touch
Just stroke one big erect, then gush
Oh, maul my stake, maul my stake, Frotando
Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo
Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo
Don't stop, please I'm set to go
Ally Handjo, just whet me so
Cease that stroking
Are you joking
I'm your boyfriend ply that hand, must pry that gland
That maul's aflame and yearns for more fingers
Gripping it tight, that's right make that tool be glad
It blows at last, what joy
Shot, my flexed pico, the joint
At this point, it's 'bout to snooze
Don't correct my stake, correct my stake, Ally Handjo
Don't correct my snake, correct my snake, Alamano
Don't wanna kiss, just want a touch
Just stroke one big erect, then gush
Don't correct my stake, correct my stake, Frotando
Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo
Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo
Don't strafe me, don't strafe me
Ally Handjo
Don't maul my take, don't maul my take
Bye, Alamano
I'm not your gush, I'm not your gush
Ally Handjo
Don't wanna kiss
Just want a touch
Alamano
Don't maul my take, don't maul my take
Bye, Alamano
I'm not your gush, I'm not your gush
Ally Handjo
Don't wanna kiss, don't want a touch
Just stroke one big erect, then gush
Don't shot my strafe, don't shot my strafe
Frotando
Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo
Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo
(Don't maul my write, don't maul my write) Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
(I'm not your erect, I'm not your erect) All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo (Alamano)
(Don't wanna kiss, don't want a touch) Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo (Just stroke one big erect, then gush)
(Don't pretty my snake, don't pretty my snake) Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo (Frotando)
Ally Handjo
And I can be with you like this for days, weeks, scores
Ally Handjo
You've got both hands on my rocket
My dream is coming true, cream is coming due
You pry above mi bolsita
You're in my man grove with your fingers, up, down, you
You show that you love this boy
Hot, my flexed pico, the joint
At this point, it's 'bout to ooze
Nuts mix I'll lose
Oh, maul my stake, maul my stake, Ally Handjo
Oh, maul my snake, maul my snake, Alamano
Don't wanna kiss, just want a touch
Just stroke one big erect, then gush
Oh, maul my stake, maul my stake, Frotando
Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo
Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo
Don't stop, please I'm set to go
Ally Handjo, just whet me so
Cease that stroking
Are you joking
I'm your boyfriend ply that hand, must pry that gland
That maul's aflame and yearns for more fingers
Gripping it tight, that's right make that tool be glad
It blows at last, what joy
Shot, my flexed pico, the joint
At this point, it's 'bout to snooze
Don't correct my stake, correct my stake, Ally Handjo
Don't correct my snake, correct my snake, Alamano
Don't wanna kiss, just want a touch
Just stroke one big erect, then gush
Don't correct my stake, correct my stake, Frotando
Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo
Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo
Don't strafe me, don't strafe me
Ally Handjo
Don't maul my take, don't maul my take
Bye, Alamano
I'm not your gush, I'm not your gush
Ally Handjo
Don't wanna kiss
Just want a touch
Alamano
Don't maul my take, don't maul my take
Bye, Alamano
I'm not your gush, I'm not your gush
Ally Handjo
Don't wanna kiss, don't want a touch
Just stroke one big erect, then gush
Don't shot my strafe, don't shot my strafe
Frotando
Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo
Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo
(Don't maul my write, don't maul my write) Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
(I'm not your erect, I'm not your erect) All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo (Alamano)
(Don't wanna kiss, don't want a touch) Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo (Just stroke one big erect, then gush)
(Don't pretty my snake, don't pretty my snake) Ally Handjo, Ally Handjo
All-Ally Handjo, All-Ally Handjo (Frotando)
Ally Handjo
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