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Song Parodies -> "Joker Face"
Original Song Title:
"Poker Face"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Joker Face"
Parody Written by:
Mr.Tiddles
The Lyrics
(intro)
Ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
(Verse 1)
I am the Joker and I want the Batman dead,
Cut him, screw his mind up, I'm always a step ahead (Look at him)
I'm not a schemer, I'm a mad dog chasing cars,
And after he's been beaten, I'll show you how I got these scars!!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll kill Batman, all part of the plan
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll kill Batman, all part of the plan!!!
(Chorus)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
L-l-let's put a s-s-s-smile on that face!!
(hahahaha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face!!
(hahahaha)
(Verse 2)
I want Gotham to be thrust into anarchy,
A little bullet did this to the city,
But I perfer to use a knife coz are guns are very quick,
And if you think that I'm a freak, I'll show you a magic trick!!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll kill Batman, all part of the plan
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll kill Batman, all part of the plan!!!
(Chorus)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
L-l-let's put a s-s-s-smile on that face!!
(hahahaha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face!!
(hahahaha)
(Refrain)
I should be locked up coz I'm messed up,
very topped up,
Coz I'm buggin' with your nuggin'
I'm not trying, I just flash you with my chelsea grinnin'
And as for Harvey take his army,
and his money, kill his lover
I promise this, that after this,
Gotham will be shown for it's true colours!!
(Chorus 3x)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
L-l-let's put a s-s-s-smile on that face!!
(hahahaha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face!!
(hahahaha)
L-l-let's put a s-s-s-smile on that face!!
(hahahaha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face!!
(hahahaha)
L-l-let's put a s-s-s-smile on that face!!
(hahahaha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face!!
WHY SO SERIOUS!!!!
Ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
(Verse 1)
I am the Joker and I want the Batman dead,
Cut him, screw his mind up, I'm always a step ahead (Look at him)
I'm not a schemer, I'm a mad dog chasing cars,
And after he's been beaten, I'll show you how I got these scars!!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll kill Batman, all part of the plan
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll kill Batman, all part of the plan!!!
(Chorus)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
L-l-let's put a s-s-s-smile on that face!!
(hahahaha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face!!
(hahahaha)
(Verse 2)
I want Gotham to be thrust into anarchy,
A little bullet did this to the city,
But I perfer to use a knife coz are guns are very quick,
And if you think that I'm a freak, I'll show you a magic trick!!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll kill Batman, all part of the plan
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll kill Batman, all part of the plan!!!
(Chorus)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
L-l-let's put a s-s-s-smile on that face!!
(hahahaha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face!!
(hahahaha)
(Refrain)
I should be locked up coz I'm messed up,
very topped up,
Coz I'm buggin' with your nuggin'
I'm not trying, I just flash you with my chelsea grinnin'
And as for Harvey take his army,
and his money, kill his lover
I promise this, that after this,
Gotham will be shown for it's true colours!!
(Chorus 3x)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Joker face!!
(Just sayin' why so serious?)
L-l-let's put a s-s-s-smile on that face!!
(hahahaha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face!!
(hahahaha)
L-l-let's put a s-s-s-smile on that face!!
(hahahaha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face!!
(hahahaha)
L-l-let's put a s-s-s-smile on that face!!
(hahahaha)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face!!
WHY SO SERIOUS!!!!
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(Singing): "Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker ran away, hey! Batman's in the kitchen, Robin's in the hall, Joker's in the Bathroom, peeing on the wall!" Love your parody! This gets 5's! There's no joke about it!!
Super concept for a Poker Face parody - very good in parts, but felt a bit rushed in others.
Very good
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