P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
LOL, what a n00b!
P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
Battle cry of Youtube!

That’s an epic fail,
For-the-lose, fail whale.
Hope you step on nails
And die, you retard.
Negativity
Is the air we breathe.
Between you and me,
We hate you, retard.

Video’s posted,
And you’re full of hope.
Well, buddy, now you’re at the end of your rope.
We think it’s gay.
Gay, I say!
This looks so gay.

We hate your slideshow
Of family pics.
And from the looks of it, you’re overweight hicks.
Don’t think good ol’
Uncle Joe
Can see his toes.
(Uncle Joe can’t see his toes!)

You all suck at acting;
Camerawork had me yacking.
Your rating’s low,
So GTFO.

The Simpsons did it
And you’re no Homer J.
You’re so unfunny, it’s an outrage.
(P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!)
You’re filled with regret,
And you’ll soon rue the day
You set up your stupid Youtube page.
P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
Pause it at 3:18,
P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
Stupidest face I’ve seen.

We rate this one star,
You ain’t going far;
Go sit in your car:
Carbon monoxide.

Your graphics look like
They’re from MS Paint.
Took you three months to draw? Well, isn’t that quaint?
We’ll crush your dreams,
Whip like cream
Your self-esteem.

You’re such an emo,
Just go slit your wrists.
We’ll get a razor, maybe we can assist.
Is that your hair?
Au contraire,
That’s a dead bear.
(Au contraire, koala bear.)

Come visit my channel,
I wear lingerie flannel.
(Cause I’m a hot chick, baby!)
It’s not a scam,
Why’s it marked as spam?

Nazis are planning
An attack from within,
Click this link here to be cleansed of sin.
(P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!)
We should be banning
Guys with more than three chins
Come on, just tuck it in with clothes pins!
P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
I think this guy’s a fag.
P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
Oops, cat’s out of the bag!

I hate everything
About how you sing.
Go find bees that sting,
Are you allergic?
Let’s start a flame war,
Youtube-comment gore.
We will offend more
Than Hitler’s camp schtick.

Let’s say something racist,
No band should have a black bassist.
We’re anti-Semitic,
Jews should all live in their attics.
Shut up, stupid hippies,
Go OD on drugs, it’s “trippy.”
Can’t we all speak English?
Wetbacks, stop it with the Spanish!

You really stink,
You’re a pain in the butt.
We also think
That you dress like a slut.
IMHO,
PEBCAK.
LMAO,
Roflcopter, away!

OMG, first comment!
(Go drink some bleach and die.)
Hope this is the extent
Of your dumb, brainless
(Cry, little faggot, cry.)
Hopes for web success!

You lost your audio,
It was copyrighted.
Guess you should have asked for permission.
(P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!)
We think you should know
We’ll kick you in the head
If you post this kind of crap again.

P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
Why did you post this?
(Go bathe in cyanide.)
Your brain is amiss!
P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
Your death would be bliss!
(We’ll make clothes of your hide.)

We are called the trolls.
We have just one goal:
Make sure no one knows
That we have no lives.