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Song Parodies -> "No Chance"
Original Song Title:
"Just Dance"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lady GaGa
Parody Song Title:
"No Chance"
Parody Written by:
The P.A.K
The Lyrics
Apparently, Lady Ga Ga, like me, is getting sick of the snow and sick from the weather. Also, when Colby O'Donis sings, he is her husband (does she have one?) who is coming home from getting supplies for the blizzard.
Truth
T V on
Snowflakes (fallin‘)
Oh oh, yeah
It snowed a little bit too much (much uh oh oh oh)
All of the people hate the mush (hate the mush right?)
Main point of all of these rants
Can’t find the street or van
Where are my keys
Under the snow?
What’s behind the front door?
I hate this weather baby and I can’t see straight through the snow- it’s so cold
I can’t get in hot tub.
I hate December but it’s alright, I’m alright
Chorus:
NO CHANCE!
Won’t melt today
Da da doo doot-n
NO CHANCE!
Winter blizzards babe
Da da doo doot-n
NO CHANCE!
Won’t melt today
Ch-ch-ch chance, chance, chance, there’s
N-N-NO CHANCE!
Wish I could take a trip down South
If it snows more I’m gonna shout (gonna shout right)
Please don’t get frozen babe
Winter get’s old they say
And we’re just gettin’ ice tonight!
What’s behind the front door?
I love this weather baby but I can’t see straight through the snow- it’s so cold
I can’t get in hot tub.
I hate December but it’s alright, I’m alright
(Chorus)
(Colby O’Donis)
When I come home from Home Depot checkin’ out that catalogue
Can’t believe my eyes so many blue “sold out” signs that I saw
And I ain’t gonna give it up, ready trying to store up at the mall
I’m a look stuff up, snatch it up, latch on to it all through the season yeah
(Colby O’Donis)
Shawty I can see that you got some bad allergies
The way you sniffin’ makes some gross sounds I found
And there is no reason at all why you can’t stay healthy
In the meantime stay inside watch you clear it down and
(Chorus)
Half psychotic sick hypnotic see my footprints- it’s moronic
Half psychotic sick hypnotic see my footprints- heat’s ironic
Half psychotic sick hypnotic see my footprints- it’s moronic
Half psychotic sick hypnotic see my footprints- heat’s ironic
Go use your big old car-t it out, work it, hustle! (I got it just stay close enough to get it on)
Go slow! Drive it, clear it shovel, heave it
Don’t want more snow (We’ve got it) just please stop it (We’ve got it)
(Chorus)
T V on
Snowflakes (fallin‘)
Oh oh, yeah
It snowed a little bit too much (much uh oh oh oh)
All of the people hate the mush (hate the mush right?)
Main point of all of these rants
Can’t find the street or van
Where are my keys
Under the snow?
What’s behind the front door?
I hate this weather baby and I can’t see straight through the snow- it’s so cold
I can’t get in hot tub.
I hate December but it’s alright, I’m alright
Chorus:
NO CHANCE!
Won’t melt today
Da da doo doot-n
NO CHANCE!
Winter blizzards babe
Da da doo doot-n
NO CHANCE!
Won’t melt today
Ch-ch-ch chance, chance, chance, there’s
N-N-NO CHANCE!
Wish I could take a trip down South
If it snows more I’m gonna shout (gonna shout right)
Please don’t get frozen babe
Winter get’s old they say
And we’re just gettin’ ice tonight!
What’s behind the front door?
I love this weather baby but I can’t see straight through the snow- it’s so cold
I can’t get in hot tub.
I hate December but it’s alright, I’m alright
(Chorus)
(Colby O’Donis)
When I come home from Home Depot checkin’ out that catalogue
Can’t believe my eyes so many blue “sold out” signs that I saw
And I ain’t gonna give it up, ready trying to store up at the mall
I’m a look stuff up, snatch it up, latch on to it all through the season yeah
(Colby O’Donis)
Shawty I can see that you got some bad allergies
The way you sniffin’ makes some gross sounds I found
And there is no reason at all why you can’t stay healthy
In the meantime stay inside watch you clear it down and
(Chorus)
Half psychotic sick hypnotic see my footprints- it’s moronic
Half psychotic sick hypnotic see my footprints- heat’s ironic
Half psychotic sick hypnotic see my footprints- it’s moronic
Half psychotic sick hypnotic see my footprints- heat’s ironic
Go use your big old car-t it out, work it, hustle! (I got it just stay close enough to get it on)
Go slow! Drive it, clear it shovel, heave it
Don’t want more snow (We’ve got it) just please stop it (We’ve got it)
(Chorus)
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Great job, PAK! Nicely executed parody! What I hate about snow is that it thwarts our plans and I hate driving through it, well, who does anyways? Unfortunate for 6 weeks of winter that the groundhog saw its shadow. 555 winter gear for this one!
Well written parody although I can't relate to that since I live in Burbank where the only time we had a good snowfall was in 1949.
Oh, how the dark clouds of Winter do depress me, Sir ! . . . must wait until St Patty's Day for relief, per the furryGroundHog !
Thank you so, so, so much for commenting! Where I live, I just recieved more thah 20 inches of snow (a new record) plus 4-6 more by Tuesday! It has been quite cold and I knew that this parody would fit the season- wherever you live! Thanks again!
OHTOO (Only heard the original once) but this was an excellent and funny parody. 555 snowballs
Thank you! I took awhile to make Colby O'Donis's part make sense. I am resisting the urge to start an Amiright snowball comment fight. Anyways, glad you enjoyed it!
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