-> "Pokemon"
Original Song Title:
"Poker Face"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pokemon"
Parody Written by:
SpykeXD
The Lyrics
Mum mum mum Muk
Mum mum mum Muk
Mum mum mum Muk
Mum mum mum Muk
Mum mum mum Muk
I wanna play it every time that I go out
Beat you every time so much that all you do is pout
(It’s funny)
My game intuition tells me that you really suck
I love to beat you then to watch you shout “Hey what the f***!?!”
Oh, oh-oh, oh,
Oh, oh-oh, oh,
Yo this game rocks, show you what I’ve got
Oh, oh-oh, oh,
Oh, oh-oh, oh,
Yo this game rocks, show you what I’ve got
Can’t beat my, Can’t beat my,
No you can’t beat my Pokémon
(He’s got more than anybody)
Can’t beat my, Can’t beat my,
No you can’t beat my Pokémon
(He’s got more than anybody)
P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-p-Pokémon
(Mum mum Magmar)
P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-p-Pokémon
(Mum mum Magmar)
(Mum mum Magmar)
(Mum mum Magmar)
I use my Pikachu to complete every gym
I showed those leaders how to do my every whim
(I love it)
Using ev’ry type: Steel, fire, also grass
Normal, Psychic, Fighting and then ice will kick your ass
(ass)
Oh, oh-oh, oh,
Oh, oh-oh, oh,
With Magneton, I’ll show you what I’ve got
Oh, oh-oh, oh,
Oh, oh-oh, oh,
With Magneton, I’ll show you what I’ve got
Can’t beat my, can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my Pokémon
(I can beat anybody)
Can’t beat my, can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my Pokémon
(I can beat anybody)
P-p-p-Pok¬émon, p-p-p-Pokémon
(Mum Marowak)
P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-p-Pok¬émon
(Mum Marowak)
(Mum Marowak)
(Mum Marowak)
I will beat you with my Pichu
I’ll defeat you
Cause you’re nothin’ with your toffin
I’m not lying that awesome with my strong Bellossom
Just like a giant ol’ Metagross
Take your cash because I beat you up
I promise this, promise this
Beat this game cause I’m marvelous
Can’t beat my, can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my Pokémon
(I can beat anybody)
Won’t beat my, my oh my
You’ll never beat my Pokémon
(I could beat everybody)
Can’t beat my, can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my Pokémon
(I can beat anybody)
Won’t beat my, my oh my
You’ll never beat my Pokémon
(I could beat everybody)
Can’t beat my, can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my Pokémon
(I can beat anybody)
Won’t beat my, my oh my
You’ll never beat my Pokémon
(I could beat everybody)
P-p-p-pokémon, p-p-pokémon
P-p-p-pokémon, p-p-pokémon
(I will beat everybody)
P-p-p-pokémon, p-p-pokémon
(Mum mum mum Muk)
P-p-p-pokémon, p-p-pokémon
(Mum mum mum Muk)
P-p-p-pokémon, p-p-pokémon
(Mum mum mum Muk)
P-p-p-pokémon, p-p-pokémon
(Mum mum mum Muk)
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