Oops
Eighty One
Falling
Straight Down
Oooh man

They are a little bit too lose (lose) (oooh oooh oooh)
They are falling down to my shoes (Showing my Hanes)
Can't fit into my pants
So here is my latest rant
I lost my waist, my belly's gone (gone) (oooh oooh ooh)
Side e-ffects from losing weight
(Everyone thinks I'm sexy, because I switched from Pringles to grapes) (woooh)
Walked daily, never finished my plate
(My fat surrendered, but clothes won't-and that bites)

Big Pants, falling of my waist
My belts are too
Big Pants, the stretchy ones are too
It gets me blue
Big Pants, and it's not okay
Puh-puh-puh
Pants. Pants. Pants Large-La-la-large Pants

I've gotta buy some new clothes now (oooh oooh ooh)
I can't afford them, so I pout (I just pout-man)
Moon in horizon babe
and I get scorned all day
Not trying to show my hose tonight (oooh oooh ooh)
How'd my pants get on the floor
(I love being thin but I can't fit in my clothes no more)
Stomach too, Shirts are really quite huge
(I put them on but they fall off me, fall right off)

Huge pants, Cause I lost some weight
Lost my big moobs
Huge pants. and I'm looking great
but this sucks dude
Huge Pants. falling off my waist
Puh-puh-puh
Pants. Pants. Pants Huge-hu-hu-huge pants

[Random auto-tune rap part]
When I come through Wal-marts sales floor looking for pants rather small (hey)
Can't believe how hard it is to find ones that cover all (hey)
And the belts are small enough, they keep letting all my pants fall (hey)
I'mma find it, I'mma find it and wear them come tomorrow, yeah

(David we can't stand the way that you love to brag)
This isn't bragging-see my pants on the ground
(Why yes I can, but can't you go to the thrift store this week)
There is not one close, I guess I'll go to A and F*

No it's not Okay (oooh)
Feel like a fool (ooh yeah)
Big Pants. Boxers slipping babe
Cover my tool (ooh yeaah)
Big Pants. Careful losing weight
I swear it's true (oooh yeaaah)
Big Pants. Need new ones post-haste
Please help me dude (ooooh)
Big Pants. Must get some today (Must get some today, yeah)
Puh-puh-puh
Pants. Pants. Pants. Big-Bih-Bih-Big Pants

They're falling
Pant-less
(Woooh)
Oh No!

Catatonic, not demonic I gave up my gin and tonic.
Not harmonic, but ironic now I really cannot hide it
Hyper-tonic, not harmonic all because I gave up Sonic
Isotonic, try to hide it this is worse than the bubonic

Woah. Such a hassle, I won't pout, Hide my Tassle
(Just zip it, and wear a belt that's not too big)
Tried bro! Buy it, Wear it, Levi need it
But have no dough
(I get it)
Can you help though
(Won't get it)

Big Pants, Breeze across my waist
It's cold there too
Big Pants, down around my legs
Hurts ankles too (falliiiiiiiiiing)
Big Pants, Can you help me babe
Khaki or blue
Big Pants Can't believe this pain (oh Davey-yeah)
Embarrassing
Big Pants I'll play GaGa's Game (I'll wear something really strange)
Tuh-Tuh-Tuh
Tape. Tape. Tape I think I'll wear tape