-> "Watch for Chucky"
Original Song Title:
"Paparazzi"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Watch for Chucky"
The Lyrics
Better watch out
You'd better not shout
He's not flesh-that is true
Hope he doesn't see you
He is horrible
He is far beyond mental
Toy store was the scene
Cops hot on his tush
Had no other means
But some unopened plush
Cast a spell that night
Gave that doll his evil mind
but he dreams of human kind
He is not your friend
He'll come for you if you're unlucky
Watch for-Watch for Chucky (uh-oh)
He's not like no other murderer
He wants a body;
he's no good ol' buddy (uh-oh)
Voodoo fills his mind
and he won't stop until he is man kind (uh-oh)
This doll is so heinous
Chase you down until he gets thee
Watch for, watch for chucky
He's got a girl, She's crazy psycho
Tying ropes, burning cars
and she's no barbie charring those she beheads
Evanescence is her dress
They've both been burnt, Ripped apart they return
An offspring that cries - He can't kill though he tries
He is just too nice
Mom and Dad don't treat him right
Cause he won't terrorize right
Chucky was a man
No Child Play he planned
You'd best please
Watch for-Watch for Chucky (uh-Oh)
He's only three inches
but you see his stitches buddy
Watch for-Watch for Chucky (uh-oh)
Knifes and fires fine
But he thinks guns are being way too kind (uh-oh)
He was once infamous
Chase me down until he kills me
Run from-Run from Chucky
No good, He's going to kill you bro
Snap-necks, He loves to make you die slow
Won't stop, He's having fun
He's plastic, but you'd still best run
Please don't take a stand
He'll cut off both your hands-he's plucky
Watch for-Watch for Chucky (uh-oh)
Wonder bout his mother Was he raised
in a happy fam'ly
Evil-Evil Chucky (uh-oh)
Pretend he's doll kind
but when you turn he'll take out both your eyes (uh-oh)
Don't say he's the lamest
Slit your throat and make it yucky
Don't Tempt, Don't Tempt Chucky
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