-> "Drink in the Dark (Vampire's Theme 2010)"
Original Song Title:
"Dance in the Dark"
Parody Song Title:
"Drink in the Dark (Vampire's Theme 2010)"
The Lyrics
In the moon
Neck please
Your veins
They feed me
buddy, I'm a freak-- yes
I’m a freak-- yes
My friends all sleep 'til the break of moon light
Put their fangs away
'til you don't look back
Your necks good
But my vampires say make no mess
Make no mess
Make no mess
Or the cops get stressed
Bit his chest
He's distressed
I confess
Made a mess
(Tellem’, friends)
I just love to hunt in the dark
Cuz when I'm thirsting
I hit the parks
if you see me you'd best not nark
I do not eat people like shark
Need just a case
Of your good friend Mark
I just gotta drink, gotta drink in the dark
Feed me
Blood's sweet
Most think that us vampires sin
but we like to play and we drink blood like gin
You look good
But your backpack has garlic sacks
That's my plaque
Hits me smack
But your blood is like crack
Need a snack
Watch your back
Cuz I'll kill with a chance
(Tellem’, friends)
I can't help I drink in the dark
Cuz when I'm thirsting
Falling apart
I will find a neck in the park
If you only knew how we are
You'd stop this hating
Go to Blood Mart
But instead we feed, We must feed in the dark
In the dark
You make us hunt in the dark
In the dark
We have, We have to bite in the dark
Dracula
Carmen
Demetri
We can't stop our hunger Blade!
Watch our backs for that girl Buffy
Queen Akasha she was thirsty
Drink some blood then find a toothpick
We're not heinous
We're just blood sick
Please don't stake us in the heart
To us you humans are fine art
We prefer you al-a-carte
So let me bite you in the dark
It's almost time to hunt in the dark
No point in running
Cause we're too smart
Might as well give up in the park
Yuuuuuummy
Sometime after 2 is our lunch
We are not evil
Kids we don't touch
Vampires must drink, gotta drink--we won't munch
in the dark
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