See blood rush, from a cut in my hand
Screaming Bleeping, Wrap it up with a band
Severing Me, and its only began
It hurts like hell Paper cut on my hand

Yes it makes me angry, and its not time to stop
This shiny paper will make all gifts pop
You hear the scissors click, Throughout the A.M.
And I fill up my over-sized trash can

Cuz I must wrap ev'ry pretty dress
So I'll tell you the deal, I need a rest

I'm sick of Wrapping Paper
But I am nowhere near through
And still more bows I'll tapper
But still somehow I'll pull through
I'm sick of Wrapping paper
Free gift wrap'd be a savior
Still have some rubber chickens
and gifts for all my neighbors
I've got more Wrapping Paper
Oo ohhhh
Still got more Wrapping Paper
Oo ohhh
Sick of this Wrapping Paper
Can't stand more Wrapping Paper

I put a tag on, with a note from my heart
The next one's a chair in a box with some parts
I sit on the floor
Wrapping it up so nice
Till the cardboard breaks and my arm it sliced

I should be wrapping to some Kris Kringle Song
Like in a Manger, Or deck the halls-a
So I'm looking for gloves
I hope to stop all of this blood
Still not finished 'til all has been taped

Cuz I will wrap them my very best
Most think that I'm unreal, perfectionist

Using up wrapping paper
And filling out gift cards to
People whose tastes I confuse
I don't know what to give to
I am a master taper
I never have used staplers
Wrappings serious business
Their reactions I'll savior
I'm king of wrapping paper
Oo ohhhh
I'm master of the tapers
Oo ohhh
My floors are soft skin scrapers
I'll still use wrapping paper

(Instrumental solo section)

I'm sick of Wrapping Paper
Feels like I cannot get through
I didn't sign a waver
So perhaps I should just sue
Makers of Wrapping Paper
I'm using several acres
I'm checking off all my lists
I won't be a heart breaker
Look at the pretty colors
From Red and Green to light blue
The brownish ones are duller
But they will just have to do
How should I wrap this toy box
or Partridge in a pear tree?
and jersey from the Red Sox?
I'm almost done-please help me
I'm king of Wrapping Paper
Oo ohhhh
I'm king of Wrapping Paper
Oo ohhh
I'm sick of Wrapping Paper

I'm sick of Wrapping Paper

I'm sick of Wrapping Paper

Next year I'll just use gift bags