Hey there mr crappy
heard you fart at the poop show
That time you did a diarrhea
Mixed with beans and sprouts
I dislike you a lot,lot
Think, this curry's really hot,hot

I know you think you're special
When you poo on chairs
Explosive, smelly, diarrhea boy
I dislike you a lot lot
Think, this curry's really hot,hot

Chorus:
Farts farts farts
You do them in lifts
farts farts farts
We're catching wiffs
farts farts farts
now we know what was for dinner last night
farts farts farts
You love them

Phewww
Phewwww phewwwww

Adrian has bad gas
He has IBS, OH NOOO
Let's not use that bathroom!
He even pooed on the teachers!
I dislike you a lot,lot
think that curry's really hot,hot

Let's go to the party
make a human jaccuzzi
Don't forget your wipes
You pooed in the ashtray
I dislike you a lot,lot
All you want is hot,hot curry

Chorus:
Farts farts farts
You do them in lifts
Farts farts farts
Adrian makes us all sick
Farts farts farts
Can you smell sprouts?
Farts farts farts
You love them, Adrian!
(Repeat Chorus)

Your poo is loose, overdone the gluten
Let's avoid your asscheeks
Your bum's psychotic and dramatic
You like farts, in the swimming pool
It's running down your legs
In the morning you stink of eggs
Hold our noses when you're around
Broken his diet, Adrian farts forever

Phew
OH NO
Ohhh dearrrrrr.
oooooops
OH NO
sorryyyyy
Oohh my bum hurts
OH NO


Farts farts farts
You do them in lifts
Farts farts farts
Adrian makes us all sick
Farts farts farts
Can you smell sprouts?
Farts farts farts
You love them, Adrian!
(Repeat 2x)