A new day in Mushroom Land
And Bowser’s kidnapped Peach again
So now it’s Mario to the rescue

Every time it’s all the same
‘Cause any time I play the game
One enemy has always got me screwed

Goombas die with just one stomp
I fear no Koopa, fear no Thwomp
I can’t be can’t be tricked by a Cheep-Cheep

I can get by Lakitu
Piranha Plants and Bloopers too
There’s just one foe that I cannot defeat

Next time, maybe, I’ll beat Bullet Bill
Next time, maybe, I’ll beat Bullet Bill

When he shoots out from the right
He always has me in his sights
I run away but somehow end up dead

Here he comes at me again
His beady eyes and evil grin
It’s like I have a bulls-eye on my head

I tangle with him constantly
In every world and galaxy
Oh Princess, my lives are running out

Spiny, Chomp, Boo or Bob-omb
The Hammer Bros, I have no qualms
There’s just one that I can do without

Next time, maybe, I’ll beat Bullet Bill
Next time, maybe, I’ll beat Bullet Bill
Next time, maybe, I’ll beat Bullet Bill
Next time, maybe, I’ll beat Bullet Bill

Next time, I’ll beat Bullet Bill
Next time, I’ll beat Bullet Bill

(Instrumental)

Next time, maybe, I’ll beat Bullet Bill
Next time, maybe, I’ll beat Bullet Bill
Next time, maybe, I’ll beat Bullet Bill
Next time, maybe, I’ll beat Bullet Bill