-> "I Hope You Die"
Original Song Title:
"I Hope You Dance"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Hope You Die"
Parody Written by:
SpongeBob SquarePants's Lady Friend
The Lyrics
I hope that soon you're gonna make a fatal error
You don't get enough to eat
And starve in hunger
May you forget to take a breath when you're swimmin'
'Cuz I hate to see you these times when you're livin'
I hope you jump off a cliff
When you stand by the ocean
Whenever one door closes, I hope your head's in it
Promise me you'll never have a fighting chance
When that noose makes it around your neck tied
I hope you die
I hope you die
I hope you climb those cold mountains in the distance
Maybe die of hypothermia for instance
Camping trips might mean mad bears
But they're worth taking
Being dead might really suck
But it's worth faking
Let some hell bent truck driver
Run you over
When you come close to pulling through
Reconsider
Give hot hell below
More than just a passing glance
And when that noose makes it around your neck tied
I hope you die
I hope you die
I hope you die
I hope you die
I hope you jump off of a cliff
When you stand by the ocean
Whenever one door closes, I hope your head's in it
Promise me you'll never have a fighting chance
And when that noose makes it around your neck tied
Die
I hope you die
I hope you die
I hope you die
I hope you die
I hope you die
I hope you die
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