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Song Parodies -> "Lee Tryharding- Wasabi"
Original Song Title:
"Wasabi"
Original Performer:
Lee Harding
Parody Song Title:
"Lee Tryharding- Wasabi"
Parody Written by:
desuthe
The Lyrics
This is about Lee Tryharding. He was like, 3rd or somthing in Australian Idol 2005. I don't really know or care but he is the biggest male poser apart from Avril Lavigne. Thanks to Kim who started this off.
He looks like a barbie
Don't like wasabi
Its just too hot for him
He'll cause a tsunami
Can wipe out an army
With a blast of his fart, he could part the red sea
Obsessed with Benji
Likes Dickies and Zoo York
All his jewellery is plastic
His fans are all teenies
Sipps fanta with posers
Tell me who the fuck
Would want to do it with him
[Chorus]
Wasabi
Hes a poser
And he cannot get laid
Wasabi
Don't use eleven
Thats my nuh-um-ber
Hes obease, a virgin
Hates tofu, loves bacon
Any creature he sees he'll eat
Hes music we hate and
Those piercings are fake
Quotes every loser with a damn tattoo
Bout as wise as a monkey
Listens to GC
Every day on his pink MP3
Speaks hood and bullshit yeah
Scores lots of 0s and u's 'n
Tell me who the fuck would want to do it with him?
[Chorus]
I fly his jet into a canyon
Sky dives with the band ain't
Saving Lee the stupid freak
Tie ropes his throat yeah, and
He needs some viagra
Tell me who the fuck would want to do it with him?
[Chorus]
Don't like wasabi
Its just too hot for him
He'll cause a tsunami
Can wipe out an army
With a blast of his fart, he could part the red sea
Obsessed with Benji
Likes Dickies and Zoo York
All his jewellery is plastic
His fans are all teenies
Sipps fanta with posers
Tell me who the fuck
Would want to do it with him
[Chorus]
Wasabi
Hes a poser
And he cannot get laid
Wasabi
Don't use eleven
Thats my nuh-um-ber
Hes obease, a virgin
Hates tofu, loves bacon
Any creature he sees he'll eat
Hes music we hate and
Those piercings are fake
Quotes every loser with a damn tattoo
Bout as wise as a monkey
Listens to GC
Every day on his pink MP3
Speaks hood and bullshit yeah
Scores lots of 0s and u's 'n
Tell me who the fuck would want to do it with him?
[Chorus]
I fly his jet into a canyon
Sky dives with the band ain't
Saving Lee the stupid freak
Tie ropes his throat yeah, and
He needs some viagra
Tell me who the fuck would want to do it with him?
[Chorus]
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