Cookie Monster's eating some gingersnaps
While Big Bird was taking a nap
Kingston Livingston the third
Was just saying a certain bad word
Cookie Monster stopped eating, and he got mad
And swallow up Kingston's baseball hat
Then Kingston Livingston got scared away
And was totally stunned by Oscar's pepper spray

While Oscar's outside of his trash can
His great offense won't be getting out of hand
Then Super Grover's diving down
On the older brother of Prairie Dawn
While Oscar The Grouch is doing something
Like using his trash can as a cannon
That fires an beam of energy
Destroying Super Grover very quickly

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Sesame Destiny
Sesame heroes of all sizes, as far as the eye can see
Still only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Sesame Destiny

Now Bert tied up his best friend Ernie
Called Herry to bury him on Wounded Knee
Now standing in Herry's way was Elmo
Herry got hit by one of Elmo's elbows
Ernie just broke free, but he can't get up
While he was fallen, the goin' got tough
Now Herry's fur was turning green
Like the Incredible Hulk and got so mean

Now Elmo took out a pellet gun
And shoot Herry in the head just for fun
Then Bert dresses up like Ryu
Of Street Fighter games like Street Fighter II
Then Bert grabs and throws Elmo into the sky
Elmo's hit by Bert's Hadouken and dies
Big Bird uprises and stands up to Bert
Bert's impaled by the beak of Big Bird

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Sesame Destiny
Sesame heroes of all sizes, as far as the eye can see
Still only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown

Grouches sang out in a disrespectful song
Out of 123 Sesame Street was Prairie Dawn
Who was fully appeared in judo clothes
Right from her head down to her toes
Prairie Dawn grabbed Big Bird by the feet
Prairie said "This is who I'll defeat..."
As she spins Big Bird around in circles now
As fast as she could and toss Big Bird out

Then Telly Monster and Roxie Marie as
Well as Ingrid and Humphrey oh
And Aloysius Snuffleupagus and
Count Von Count and The Countess
Roosevelt Franklin, Don Music, Betty Lou
Biff and Sully, Bob McGrath, and the Fat Blue
Gordon Robinson, Baby Bear and Rosita
As well as Maria and Baby Natasha
All came out of nowhere lickety-split
And they killed Cookie Monster and Prairie, 'cause it
Was still the craziest battle the world ever saw
The Sesamians looking on total awe
And the fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest were endangered
Oscar The Grouch as a Green Power Ranger

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Sesame Destiny
Sesame heroes of all sizes, as far as the eye can see
Still only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Sesame Destiny