The Saga Begins, White and Nerdy, as well as Fat
But wait there's more
The Bedrock Anthem, Do I Creep You Out, that's where it's at
UHF, I'd remarked, Jurassic Park, those songs are true to me
Smells like Nirvana, oh and Lasagna, and other parodies

Every spoof is like an old friend
Even Eat It is a godsend

You've heard of him before, you're always asking for more parodies and original songs
As well as the medleys of polka music goodies with use of other people's songs

Yankovic, Yankovic's who I knew when
His parodies of songs had made fun often
Yankovic, I love you so

I love him so much, every song, every funny tune
It’s no surprise
Some polka medleys and I'll be laughing hard real soon
I will uprise at dawn and start playing an accordion
Parodies of all my favorite ballads are ready to kick in

I would hear them everyday
And they're kinda funny each way

You've heard of him before, you're always asking for more parodies and original songs
As well as the medleys of polka music goodies with use of other people's songs

I love Alapalooza
I love Runnin With Scissors
I love Polka Party
As well as what else, Even Worse
I really love those albums
I really love those polkas
I love my Weird Al music, what else can I say?

Yankovic, Yankovic's who I knew when
His parodies of songs had made fun often
Yankovic, I love you so