Old Little Slugger was rolling around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When that dude, radar man came with a ring
And hit Little Slugger with his bat sword thing
Little Slugger got mad, was right about to punch
But didn’t expect to be blocked by Trunks
Who proceeded to turn into super saiyan two
When Edward Elric came out of the blue
And he started using up alchemy core
Till he then got flattened by Envy’s true form
Before he could turn right back to human stage
Inuyasha soon out of nowhere came
And took his tetsuiga watchamajig from under his robe
And sliced Envy away before he could just know
But then he ran out of jewel shards, so he ran away
Because then Sailor moon came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown
Of anime destiny
Chakra, Z swords and hot villains
Like Naraku, king Bradley
And only one will stand tall
Can we all just wait, hardly
This is the ultimate showdown
Of anime destiny

Little Slugger took a hit onto Sailor moon’s head
Left traumatized, but not killed or left dead
And then Trunks came up covered in Envy’s blood
But then Shippo jumped up and landed on his butt
And Trunks was left so scared, tried to scrub off Shippo
When Inu came back with his older brother Sessho
But suddenly something caught their leg and they tripped
Ash and pikachu took them out with a kick
Then they saw Little Slugger sneaking up from behind
And reached for poke balls, which they just couldn’t find
Cause Edward stole them, he threw but then missed
And Shippo dude matrix dodged it, left him pissed
Then he jumped in the air, turning into a huge blimp
While Sesshomaru dude tried to jump on him
Onto Envy’s true form, but they collided right in two
Then they both got hit by a clone jit-su

This is the ultimate showdown
Of anime destiny
Big eyes, small guys, transmutations
Or otherwise called chibi
And just one will take the pie
Or the book from R.O.D.
This is the ultimate showdown-

Angels sang out
In a synthetic techno tune
Down from the heavens
Came through Commodore Hughes
Who delivered a kick
Which could shatter bones
Into the crotch
Of Envy’s human form
Who fell over on the ground
About to die
Then turned again in
To Hughes’s wife
But Hughes saw through
His dumb trick this time
And he crushed Envy’s stone
In between his thighs

Then C. Roy Mustang
And LT Hawkeye
And Havoc, Breda, and more military guys
And then that Luffy D. Monkey
And of course Hachi
Fat homunculus
By the name Gluttony
Vegeta, Cell, Frieza, Bowser
Majin Bu and Dabura
Gohan’s daughter named Pan
Every single super saiyan
Don Patch and Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
Aang, Ranma, Teen Titans
And Sango

All came out of nowhere, landing quick
And they beat Old C. Hughes With his daughter’s pic
It was the most epic battle that the world ever saw
Though Americans coveted how Asians draw

Fights raged on since Speed Racer came
Many guys fell down, until one remained
The champion stood, just like in the show too
Master Roshi When he first fought Goku

(Roshi: I AM THE CHAMPION! I AM THE CHAMPION!)

This is the ultimate showdown
Of anime destiny
Guess the Eds should be included
Since their style is Japanese
And only one whose theme song
Sounds frilly but still touching
Will win the ultimate showdown
(Will win the ultimate showdown)
Will win the ultimate showdown
(Shall win the ultimate showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown
Of anime destiny