Ol’ Bowser Koopa was stomping around
The Mushroom Kingdom like he owned the town
When Mario jumped out from behind a wall
And he hit King Koopa with a fireball
Then Bowser got mad and he started to attack
When Kirby landed on Mario’s back
But Mario threw him off and he tried to blast him
But Kirby ate the fireballs just to outlast him
Then Sonic the Hedgehog came speeding by
And he trampled Kirby till he nearly died
Then Sonic felt something just miss his head
He turned to see Gruntilda, back from the dead
She shot a spell at him full force
But Sonic sped out of the way, of course
Then she ran out of power and she ran away
Cuz Fox McCloud came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of VG Destiny
Good heroes, villains, explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
Who do you think it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of VG Destiny

Bowser’s claws cut Fox down to size
And he stepped on Kirby right before their eyes
Then Rayman flew in and threw his fists
At Bowser’s head, but he ducked, so he missed
Then Doctor Eggman came flying in
And his rockets made such an awful din
That Link jumped at him and drew his blade
But suddenly felt his power fade
Gruntilda returned with a brand new spell
That zapped away power and it worked pretty well
But the ground around her started to go kablooey
She looked up in the sky and saw Banjo and Kazooie
They were shooting Grenade Eggs at her can
She was so surprised that she turned and ran
But Link used his sword to chop off her head
And Eggman blasted her till she was dead

This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of VG Destiny
Good heroes, villains, explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
Who do you think it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown

Just when it seemed
All hope was gone
Out of the distance
Came Donkey Kong
Who delivered a kick
At Doctor Eggman
And kicked that fat genius
Square on his can
Then Sonic ran at him
With Mario behind
Then DK did something
That bewildered the mind
He took out his bongos
And played a loud beat
Then Mario and Sonic lay
Unconscious at his feet

Then Conker the Squirrel and Falco Lombardi
King Dedede and the Pikmin party
King K. Rool and Diddy Kong and Mumbo
Pikachu, Charizard, Mewtwo, Spyro
Shadow the Hedgehog, Ganondorf, Goku
Vegeta, Captain Falcon, Megaman, Majin Buu
Pacman, Tony Hawk, Master Chief, Luigi
Homer Simpson, Darth Vader, Obi-Wan, and Yoshi
All leaped out and rushed at DK
Attacked like mad and ended his play
It was the most violent brawl that anyone saw
Everywhere someone dropped his or her jaw
The fight was over, not too slow or fast
Many lives were gone, but then at last
The victor stood to show them who won
Big the Cat with a fish-shaped gun

This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of VG Destiny
Good heroes, villains, explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
Who do you think it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of VG Destiny

It was the Ultimate Showdown
Of VG Destiny
Heroes and villains collided
And now are history
Only one fighter survived
He has achieved victory
It was the Ultimate Showdown
Of VG Destiny
Of VG Destiny
Of VG Destiny