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Song Parodies -> "Campaign Ad"
Original Song Title:
"Consumer Whore"
Original Performer:
Lemon Demon
Parody Song Title:
"Campaign Ad"
Parody Written by:
Incompetentia
The Lyrics
Written about the 2006 midterm elections as a commentary on negative ads in the gubernatorial and senatorial races.
What are you waiting for?
Enough of this redundancy
Why don't you go back to my show
No need to torture me
It's just commercials, damn commercials
about Howard Dean
It's such a pain, so I campaign
Spin positive and clean
My front treelawn, littered with signs
I'm going out to give some support to DeWine
Don't know what my vote is for
I used to but I don't no more
I am a campaign ad whore
I am a campaign ad whore
Corker's a mess, Bush is alone
But it's all right, cause they're attacking their opposition
With sticks and stones
Don't know what my vote is for
I used to but I don't no more
I am a campaign ad whore
I am a campaign ad whore
What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me
Tell me what you would do
If you had been elected, would you raise our taxes
Or exit Iraq or give no-bid deals to Halliburton
But no one ever tells us, they just attack
What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me
Tell me what you would do
It's something that I can't ignore
I used to but I can't no more
I am a campaign ad whore
I am a campaign ad whore
(Vote now.)
The Nonexistent National Senatorial Committee is responsible for the content of this advertising.
Enough of this redundancy
Why don't you go back to my show
No need to torture me
It's just commercials, damn commercials
about Howard Dean
It's such a pain, so I campaign
Spin positive and clean
My front treelawn, littered with signs
I'm going out to give some support to DeWine
Don't know what my vote is for
I used to but I don't no more
I am a campaign ad whore
I am a campaign ad whore
Corker's a mess, Bush is alone
But it's all right, cause they're attacking their opposition
With sticks and stones
Don't know what my vote is for
I used to but I don't no more
I am a campaign ad whore
I am a campaign ad whore
What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me
Tell me what you would do
If you had been elected, would you raise our taxes
Or exit Iraq or give no-bid deals to Halliburton
But no one ever tells us, they just attack
What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me
Tell me what you would do
It's something that I can't ignore
I used to but I can't no more
I am a campaign ad whore
I am a campaign ad whore
(Vote now.)
The Nonexistent National Senatorial Committee is responsible for the content of this advertising.
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