Old DK is jumpin' around
New Donk City lika a big playground
Then suddenly Mario came from the sky
And smack Bowser right in his pingas
Bowser got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Zayn
Zayn and 1D are started to attack them
But they all got punched by Bowser Jr.

Then Blackpink came and attack everyone
But Eggman squished them using his bot he made
But before he tries to kill everyone
Tommy Vercetti came and kill Eggman
And he unloaded everybody at the scene
And he instantly killed by Cardo Dalisay
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Duterte came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown, the craziest destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
As well as the memes you'll see
Is only one still alive?
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown, the craziest destiny

Wario's head took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like it was just a delicious snack for him
Then Mario came back into the castle
But then his pingas got stucked on the door
Mario gets hurt and trying to eat a spaghetti
But his spaghetti was stolen by Maja Salvador
Then Mario gets mad and tries to fight her
But then he was rekt by Heavy Weapons Guy

Heavy came up and revved his weapon
But he had to stop when his sandvich was threatened.
By King Boo who was gonna consume it all
Luigi stepped in and pulled his Poltergust!
Girlfriend and Boyfriend are doing a funk
Everyone fell asleep, even Billie Joe
Selena, Taylor, and Ariana are forming a team
But they both got blast by Ashley's spell.

This is the ultimate showdown, the craziest destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
As well as the memes you'll see
Is only one still alive?
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown

Angels sang out
"Oh dear god! what the hell!"
And down from Korea
Descended Kim Jong-un
He delivered the kick....
Which could shatter bones....
Into the crotch....
Of Simon Cowell....
He fell down on the floor....
And crying out loud....
As Batman changed back...
Into Bruce Wayne...
But Kim saw through....
His clever disguise...
And shoots Batman's head...
Using his nuclear weapon.

Then Weegee the mom and Weegee the gay.
And Reggie Fils-Aime that his body is ready.
And Ugandan Knuckles and Sanic The Hedgehog.
And Scatman John and Angry German Kid.
Soldier, Baldi, Captain Lou, and Morshu.
Jontron, Pewdiepie, Every single little mixer.
Flintstones and Grand Dad, and Mario Head.
Vsauce, Stewie, Waluigi, and Wide Putin.

They came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Kim Jong-un in his nuclear ass
It was the craziest fight that the world ever saw
With everyone is watching in a total awe.

The war raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The winner's stood
The rest are the better...
Donald Trump in a blood stained sweater.

This is the ultimate showdown, the craziest destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
As well as the memes you'll see
Is only one still alive?
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown, the craziest destiny