-> "Eating Lunch"
Original Song Title:
"Bleeding Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Eating Lunch"
The Lyrics
Gonna eat that pizza
But my mom says no
"You'll be fat and ugly,that's how you'll grow"
She has anorexia and bulimia
Don't how that's possible
And the pizza is yet still frozen
My dad says girls shouldn't eat cake
For there's a reason they should only bake
He says fat girls don't get love,but rejection
But I'm still goin' on lyposuction
And everyone's calling me The Blob
Thinking I'm going crazy
But I don't care what they say
I just love the food
They try to pull me away
But I keep eating through
Tried to stop from the food
That I keep on munching
You make an intervention and I
Keep eating
Keep, keep eating lunch
keep eating
I keep, keep eating lunch
Keep eating
Keep, keep eating lunch
You start an intervention
Trying hard not to make a sound
But the fridge door opens so loud
The cherry pies will fill me
Gonna fill me real good
And I'm in the right mood
My belly's so big I keep on falling
But nothing's greater
Than the rush that comes with bacon
Gonna eat it with a side of cheese on my balcon
For deserts there's some pudding
It's yummy flavour is filling
Put some cookies on it, maybe, maybe
But I don't care what they say
I just love the food
They try to pull me away
But I keep eating through
tried to stop the food
That I keep on munching
You start an intervention and I
Keep eating
Keep, keep eating lunch
keep eating
I keep, keep eating lunch
Keep eating
Keep, keep eating lunch
You start an intervention
I weigh 400 pounds
Oh they find it hard to believe
I'm making some sounds
Like a derranged pig
I don't care what they say
I just love the food
They try to pull me away
But I keep eating through
Tried to stop the food
That I keep on munching
You start an intervention,and I
Keep eating
Keep, keep eating lunch
I keep eating lunch
I keep, keep eating lunch
Keep eating
Keep, keep eating lunch
You start an intervention and I
Keep eating
Keep, keep eating lunch
I keep eating
I keep, keep eating lunch
Keep eating lunch
Keep, keep eating lunch
You start an intervention and I
Keep eating
Keep, keep eating lunch...
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