I'm laughing at a falling star...
Wondering where you are...

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I knew you caused the fallen star
Wondering where you are
Don't ever want tick you off
Because you're awfully rough
She's shot down lots of angels
It's a shame she ain't on cable
To you this is funny
I fell in love with Judge Judy

Met her when I had an affair
She wore a gray and my six wives where there
Felt outta place as she yelled at me
Shook her fist till a quarter past three
I'm never gonna be the same again
Never have to be kind and considerate
To be loved by me and maybe Brad Pitt
Your Shut-Up and Nice-Try
Make a strong man cry
The only problem is she's my cousin
And to my friends it's funny
That I'm in jail till I'm 73
At the felon of climbing a tree
I think I love Judge Judy

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Everybody hates her face
Wish she'd be sent to that hellish place
But I don't want her to go that down, down
(Go that down, down)
I don't want her verdict
I just wanna call her up and make her sick
Never have to be kind and considerate
To be loved by me and maybe Brad Pitt
Your Shut-Up and Nice-Try
Make a strong man cry
The only problem is she's my cousin
My friends thinks it's funny
That I'm in jail till I'm 73
At the felon of climbing a tree
I think I love Judge Judy
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I laughed at that fallen star
I'm laughing at that star and I'm wondering where you are
Wondering where you are
Don't wanna tick you off because you're awfully rough

Rap:
Yeah, so I wished for you on a cable channel
It would work cause everyone wants you in hell
It's the girl who's really mean
She took my license away
And now I look to the remote for a better show
To the beat y'all and Nice-Try
You can make grown men cry
Never had to be kind or considerate
Cause she's loved by me and maybe Brad Pitt

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