Song Parodies -> "Waiting For My Waitress"

Original Song Title:

"Hanging By A Moment"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Lifehouse

Parody Song Title:

"Waiting For My Waitress"

Parody Written by:

Mad-A the Noble Warrior

The Lyrics

Came up with this while actually waiting for my waitress to show up with my food.

Desperate for dressing
Starving for ranch
I cannot eat my sandwich
It's tasting kind of bland

I'm waiting for my waitress to come through
I really don't know what I'm supposed to do
I'm sitting here until she brings my food
I'm waiting for my waitress to come through

Forgetting what I've ordered
She really takes her time
Where the hell's my food at
Her slowness is a crime now

I'm waiting for my waitress to come through
I really don't know what I'm supposed to do
I'm sitting here until she brings my food
I'm waiting for my waitress to come through

I'm waiting for the only food I know
She went away I question where she goes
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
While waiting for my waitress to come through

I'm waiting for my waitress
Waiting for my waitress
Waiting for my waitress
Waiting for my waitress here with you

Don't steal this and it's all good.

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