-> "Beat Yourself Up"
Original Song Title:
"Snap ya Fingures"
Original Performer:
Lil'jon ft. E-40 and Sean Paul
Parody Song Title:
"Beat Yourself Up"
Parody Written by:
goodplan5
The Lyrics
[Intro:]
What's happenin'? Dis ya emo boy Jon! in the house
How's Life 40? What's happenin'?
How's Life Sean Paul? What's happenin'?
Hey! Now ladies and gentlemen it's about dat time
To turn this thang on out
Now let me see everybody do this
Hey! Let's go!
[Hook: (2x)]
Beat Yourself Up! like emos!
You can do it all by yo self!
Let me see cut ya wrist! Ay!
Let me see cut ya wrist! Ay!
[Lil Jon:]
Beat Yourself Up and then cut ya wrist
Do it, do it, do it, do it, gon stab ya'self
All my ladies let me see ya dress up like a boy
You can't do like me, I stab myself
I do it with pain, don't want friends they hate me
What's happenin', what's up
I'm running and crying
What's happenin', what's up
I'm Running and Crying
I cut myself
Went to an emo band rock concert
Fall Out Boy Effect me
All their songs make me want to Cut my Wrist
[Hook: (2x)]
[E-40:]
Gay from da bay, got kick in tha ass
Bout to hit Hot Topic, They been Crying all day
cutting some ??, doing suicide
fall out boy style, wearing girl's jeans
Look around tha Store, what do I see
all da emos movin' from side to side with the pain
beating themselves up, there killin' themselves
All by they self, that's tha new thing
emo where I'm from, we like to die ??
I'm crying I just broke up wit ma girlfriend
I ask this emo if he wanted to make out wit me
cause i'm so bored, I said your good at it
came home and cut myself wit pain
They even got guys and dress up like girls
transexuals want to have to sex wit me and i'm like sure
i was just bored cause i don't have a life except myspace
[Hook: (2x)]
[Sean Paul:]
Cuttin' myself into pieces shit
emos killin' themselves and these emos are dead
Jammin' to Green Day, it's so heart breaking
gonna cut myself and put it on myspace
Brand new jeans, From Hot Topic
I stay on myspace all day cause i have no life
Yeah I got kick in the ass, and i putted it on Youtube
beating myself up, then reachin' for my knife BITCH!
cuttin' and stabbin' myself with hardcore pain
When you beat yourself up painfully, crack dat neck
stabbin' on tha back, is da best place for pain
I bet you can't do it, do it, do it like this
Yeah I'm gonna commit suicide wit pain
1, 2 cut, then you gotta have pain
Dis is how we def do it in Hot Topic
(and if you ain't know) this how to get pain
[Hook: (2x)]
Hey! Hey!
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