-> "You Suck"
Original Song Title:
"**** You"
Parody Song Title:
"You Suck"
The Lyrics
You're so blind
Wish you even had a mind;
No-talent non-singer;
Lily, you should be fired;
You suck, you're mired in all the
Hatred you harbor.
So you say
It's not all right to be right;
Well, we know you're just brain-dead.
You're just some axe-face whose
Skull needs new braces.
What could fill the hole in your head?
You suck! You suck!
You suck very, very hard!
Full of hate, all you do,
Hippo crate, and corkscrew,
Shut your pipe, you retard.
You suck! You suck!
You suck very, very hard!
'Cause your turds full of hate--
The "songs" you defecate--
Show you can't sing, retard.
Do you fret?
Do you fret? Does it just stick in your
Craw that you're tone-deaf?
You want to be like Madonna,
But your whines make us wanna
Gouge our ears and be stone deaf!
Screw you!
Do you really enjoy being a
Whore who's so tasteless?
Yeah, Susan Boyle's not
As spoiled as you:
Her face isn't soiled with spew and
She isn't so waistless!
You suck! You suck!
You suck very, very hard!
Full of hate, all you do,
Hippo crate, and corkscrew,
Shut your slug hole, retard.
You suck! You suck!
You suck very, very hard!
'Cause your turds full of hate--
The "songs" you defecate--
Show you can't sing, retard.
You suck! You suck! You suck!
You suck! You suck! You suck!
You suuuck!
You drag
Down your fag and then puke some more;
Stick a fork in and you're done.
So here's hoping that youse
Never reproduce:
That's our second opinion.
You suck! You suck!
You suck very, very hard!
Full of hate, all you do,
Hippo crate, and corkscrew,
Cut your tubes, you retard.
You suck! You suck!
You suck very, very hard!
'Cause your turds full of hate--
The "songs" you defecate--
Show you can't sing, retard.
You suck! You suck!
You suck! You suck!
You suck! You suck!
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