-> "Bowling"
Original Song Title:
"Rollin"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bowling"
Parody Written by:
Hippy Frank
The Lyrics
Keep on bowling baby. You know what time it is
Put your balls up, put your balls up, put your balls up, put your balls up
I roll in I roll out pins up and pins down spin up spin up tell me what your gonna hit now
Weave in and weave out pins up and pins down spin up spin up tell me what your gonna hit now
Keep bowlin bowlin bowlin bowlin, What, bowlin bowlin bowlin bowlin, Come on, Bowlin bowlin bowlin bowlin, Check 1 2 3 4
Now i know yall be eatin this shit right here
Ya wanna eat, biscuits are right here
People in the place with their balls in their hands
Cause if you don't knock down, Then we don't knock down
Yeah 1 2 3 pins goin onto 6
Wanting all the points that your hippie frank makes
So where are the balls at punk, Roll the ball up, and knock the pin up while I fuck this score up
Put your balls up, put your balls up, put your balls up, put your balls up
I roll in I roll out pins up and pins down spin up spin up tell me what your gonna hit now
Weave in and weave out pins up and pins down spin up spin up tell me what your gonna hit now
Keep bowlin bowlin bowlin bowlin, What, bowlin bowlin bowlin bowlin, Come on, Bowlin bowlin bowlin bowlin, Check 1 2 3 4
You wanna mess with Hippie frank, You can't mess with hippie frank why
Because i hit teh strikes everday and everynight
And this platinum ball right here
Is hittin strikes all the time
So ya better get a better ball and get some better times
We got the game set, You lose on a raincheck, 24-7 ever beggin for my little pet
Old school players passing in the game, In the shame, will watch my fame
Put your balls up, put your balls up, put your balls up, put your balls up
I roll in I roll out pins up and pins down spin up spin up tell me what your gonna hit now
Weave in and weave out pins up and pins down spin up spin up tell me what your gonna hit now
Keep bowlin bowlin bowlin bowlin, What, bowlin bowlin bowlin bowlin, Come on, Bowlin bowlin bowlin bowlin,
Hey ladies, and faggets, and the people that don't give a fuck
All the lovers, all the bowlers, and all the people that are missing tehir molars
Hott daddys, Pimp mommas, and the people riding on their llamas
Hey singers, Chicken wingers, and every body living in a place
I roll in I roll out pins up and pins down spin up spin up tell me what your gonna hit now
Weave in and weave out pins up and pins down spin up spin up tell me what your gonna hit now
Keep bowlin bowlin bowlin bowlin, What, bowlin bowlin bowlin bowlin, Come on, Bowlin bowlin bowlin bowlin,
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