-> "Frozen"
Original Song Title:
"Rollin'"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Frozen"
The Lyrics
Alright partner
Keep it frozen baby
Or it'll go bad again
(Thaw your pizza)
Ladies and gentlemen
Chocolate Ice Cream:
You gotta keep it frozen baby!
Put in and take out
It never goes sour
Wrap up, wrap up
Its how you keep your food now
Ice cream and bread now
Hot dogs will stay brown
Stock up Stock up
Its how you gotta keep your food now
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
What?
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
Oh.
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
Yeah
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
Now I know y'all be lovin' this fridge right here
2001
Whirlpool is right here
People in the house put all their food in there
But if you don't care, then please dont share
1 2 Pizza Pops zoom to the fridge
When you want your fix you just need to nuke it
Whatever duck you have, punk!
Wrap the duck up
And stick the duck up
In the freezer chop shop
(Thaw your pizza)
Put in and take out
It never goes sour
Wrap up, wrap up
Its how you keep your food now
Ice cream and bread now
Hot dogs will stay brown
Stock up Stock up
Its how you gotta keep your food now
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
What?
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
Oh.
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
Yeah
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
You wanna mess with the freezer? (Yeah)
You cant mess with the Freezer. (why?)
Because it keeps our food cold (when?)
Every day and every night (oh)
See this platinum brand right here? (uh huh)
It's a TX-2002 (what?)
So you'd better get some frozen peas,
And uh, get some frozen juice (OK)
The temperature's set
to negative 10
24/7 never need to make a double check
Old school fridges pass up all the hot sh**
But rock sh**
Makin' ice like the arctic
(Thaw your pizza)
Put in and take out
It never goes sour
Wrap up, wrap up
Its how you keep your food now
Ice cream and bread now
Hot dogs will stay brown
Stock up Stock up
Its how you gotta keep your food now
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
What?
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
Oh.
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
Yeah
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
Perogies
Fudgesicles
And the chicken, the pork, and the duck
All the freezies
All the Ice cream
And the cakes with the double chocolate icing
Hot chickin wings
Rice and curry
And the frozen goods like the McFlurry
Ice makers
Bread-savers
And everything else that has to stay cold...
Put in and take out
It never goes sour
Wrap up, wrap up
Its how you keep your food now
Ice cream and bread now
Hot dogs will stay brown
Stock up Stock up
Its how you gotta keep your food now
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
Yeah
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
What?
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
Oh.
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
Put in and take out
It never goes sour
Wrap up, wrap up
Its how you keep your food now
Ice cream and bread now
Hot dogs will stay brown
Stock up Stock up
Its how you gotta keep your food now
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
What?
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
Oh.
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
Yeah
Keep it frozen frozen frozen frozen
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