-> "Posin"
Original Song Title:
"Rollin"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Posin"
Parody Written by:
Mr. Blonde
The Lyrics
Posin'
Alright partner...keep on posin' baby
You know what time it is
(Pull yo pants up)
(Ladies and gentlemen)
White chocolate crawfish
Keep on posin' baby
Blacks in now whites out
head up now frown out
pose in now sell out
Black face black face
Tell me what you're gonna do now
raps in now rocks out
arms crissed hands crossed
pose in now sell out
Black face black face
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep posin' posin' posin' posin' (x4)
Now I know ya'll wanna pose like this shit right her
P.O.S.E rappers right here
Yuppies in the house with them hands in the air
Cause if you look black then we look black
we'll do the rap and do the rock
And my fans I really like to sock
So who you wanna pose as punk?
pose that shit up
and we'll let you pose with us
before we pose this track up
(pull yo pants up)
pose in now sell out
head up now frown out
Black face black face
Tell me what you're gonna do now
raps in now rocks out
arms crissed hands crossed
Black up black up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep posin' posin' posin' posin' (x4)
YOU wanna pose with the Bizkit? - Yeah
you can pose with the Bizkit • how?
Put on baggy clothes • alright
Where it everyday and every night - Oh
See this red hat right here - Uh-Hu
where it backwards all the time - ok
dress up like a brother
And uh, let him write your rhymes - Doh!
We got the stud and necklace set
did we sell out a new genre yet
24/7 be as hardcore as you can get
temporary tattoos
Buy some really nice shoes
Wear the baggy clothes
And you'll look like us assholes
(pull yo pants up)
blacks in now whites out
head up now frown out
Pose in now sell out
Black face black face
Tell me what you're gonna do now
raps in now rocks out
arms crissed hands crossed
Pose in now sell out
Black up black up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep posin' posin' posin' posin' (x4)
Hey ladies Hey fellas
and the people that love to pose
All the posers all the gangstas
Trust us when we say we are playas
Talkin' bout how we are baddies
While we ride in our Caddies
We're rockers and hip-hoppers
And everybody all around the world
pose in now sell out
head up now frown out
Pose in now sell out
Black face black face
Tell me what you're gonna do now
raps in now rocks out
pose in now sell out
arms crissed hands crossed
Black up black up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep posin' posin' posin' posin' (x4)
blacks in now whites out
head up now frown out
pose in now sell out
Black up black up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
raps in now rocks out
arms crissed hands crossed
Pose in now sell out
Black up black up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep posin' posin' posin' posin' (x4)
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