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Song Parodies -> "Unclog (Drano's Hymn)"
Original Song Title:
"Hot Dog"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Limp Bizkit
Parody Song Title:
"Unclog (Drano's Hymn)"
Parody Written by:
YousoCrazy
The Lyrics
Okay.... what made me think of this song? I'm afraid I do not recall. Could it be that I used this miraculous formula we call Drano and removed a clog that I thought was going to be the death of me as well as all mankind? No... I think it was just because I had writers block and could not think of anything else to come up with at the time. In any case... Have a Nice Day. : )
Every now and then, try reducing, pube hair in the soap dish, by draining it down with water,
Drano’s brawn,
Tears that clog up,
Tried and true,
It’s what’s up, that’s what’s up, fix the flow,
Let the word be hurled this you can’t replace,
Gotta keep it around ya’ll just in case.
To extremes you’ll feel strife,
If you rid Drano from your life.
It’s the bomb so don’t get mad,
‘Cause it works nonstop while you make your Hajj.
Does its job you must obey,
At a loss? Buy some today.
I’m obsessed, no surprise,
It’s my plan of attack for a clogs demise.
Before long, You will wanna sing this song (x2)
This song aint lame, I object you schmuck
It’s not absurd, Does this stuff work? Yup!
Destroys inept gunk, don’t you dare bad-mouth,
It prevails, Liquid-Plumr bail out.
This persuades, you see the effects,
It will appease put it to the test,
This is what’s up so here’s the review,
Try and you’ll see that you love it too.
(chorus)
Drano brings the blockage under control,
Drano makes the obstruction subside,
Drano rids you of that annoying plug,
So your pockets reach into, You’re only eight ninety three.
Aint a sales pitch, life you enrich,
I can’t ignore the fact you bewitch,
Just like I said, not one and the same,
Drano’s got the guts brings stoppage to shame.
Drano you have been apt to all mankind,
‘cause you wallop that unpleasant grime,
Left me awestruck many times,
I’m sayin’ aw-shucks while you breakdown slime.
Before long, You will wanna sing this song (x2)
(chorus)
Drano brings the blockage under control,
Drano makes the obstruction subside,
Drano rids you of that annoying plug,
So your pockets reach into, You’re only eight ninety three.
Ohhhh yeah.
You will soon agree,
Drano takes the crown, that’s all I know, and hey bro
Go grab some off the shelf, try it out for yourself,
This is my wish, you watch it vanquish gunk
Don’t act peevish, Drano’s not foolish, PUNK!
(Chorus)
Drano brings the blockage under control,
Drano makes the obstruction subside,
Drano rids you of that annoying plug,
So your pockets reach into, You’re only eight ninety three.
Drano’s brawn,
Tears that clog up,
Tried and true,
It’s what’s up, that’s what’s up, fix the flow,
Let the word be hurled this you can’t replace,
Gotta keep it around ya’ll just in case.
To extremes you’ll feel strife,
If you rid Drano from your life.
It’s the bomb so don’t get mad,
‘Cause it works nonstop while you make your Hajj.
Does its job you must obey,
At a loss? Buy some today.
I’m obsessed, no surprise,
It’s my plan of attack for a clogs demise.
Before long, You will wanna sing this song (x2)
This song aint lame, I object you schmuck
It’s not absurd, Does this stuff work? Yup!
Destroys inept gunk, don’t you dare bad-mouth,
It prevails, Liquid-Plumr bail out.
This persuades, you see the effects,
It will appease put it to the test,
This is what’s up so here’s the review,
Try and you’ll see that you love it too.
(chorus)
Drano brings the blockage under control,
Drano makes the obstruction subside,
Drano rids you of that annoying plug,
So your pockets reach into, You’re only eight ninety three.
Aint a sales pitch, life you enrich,
I can’t ignore the fact you bewitch,
Just like I said, not one and the same,
Drano’s got the guts brings stoppage to shame.
Drano you have been apt to all mankind,
‘cause you wallop that unpleasant grime,
Left me awestruck many times,
I’m sayin’ aw-shucks while you breakdown slime.
Before long, You will wanna sing this song (x2)
(chorus)
Drano brings the blockage under control,
Drano makes the obstruction subside,
Drano rids you of that annoying plug,
So your pockets reach into, You’re only eight ninety three.
Ohhhh yeah.
You will soon agree,
Drano takes the crown, that’s all I know, and hey bro
Go grab some off the shelf, try it out for yourself,
This is my wish, you watch it vanquish gunk
Don’t act peevish, Drano’s not foolish, PUNK!
(Chorus)
Drano brings the blockage under control,
Drano makes the obstruction subside,
Drano rids you of that annoying plug,
So your pockets reach into, You’re only eight ninety three.
The EnD.
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Can't say I've read too many Limp Bizkit parodies, but you did a really good job "Destroys inept gunk, don’t you dare bad-mouth, It prevails, Liquid-Plumr bail out." paced-was funny-and this was tough song to take on.
Yeah thanks bud... but I gotta tell you after this song was finished I was drained.
hahahaha great^^
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