Turn my f***in phone on!
Turn my f***in phone on!
Oh, there it goes
Skittle
And Fattylicious
My phone just keeps on roamin baby
Are you fed up?!
Are you fed up?!
Are you fed up?!!!!!!!!

(Chorus)
Service moves in and moves out
I get mad but don’t pout
It’s back! It’s back!
Damnit what am I gonna do now?!
I breathe in then breathe out
Almost threw the phone out
It’s back! It’s back!
Got me again!
I keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin

(Skittle)
Now I know yall paid for these minutes right here
that’s why you get so mad when you can’t hear
People in the car turn their phones on now
Wait your roamin so imma ask Al
See I ain’t given a f*** SH**!!!
Imma a CHUCK IT!!!
Touch screen touchable
But it’s not f***able (believe me I’ve tried)
So keep me in this car
Til I lose my minutes
And wreck this piece of sh**
With all of you in it
And I wanna watch you laugh
Cuz I chucked your phone 50 miles back
What brand am I buyin next
Cell one has unlimited text
So where the f*** you at drew
What the f*** are we gonna
And who we gonna screw
When are calls won’t even go through

(Chorus)
Service moves in and moves out
I get mad but don’t pout
It’s back! It’s back!
Damnit what am I gonna do now?!
I breathe in then breathe out
Almost threw the phone out
It’s back! It’s back!
Got me again!
I keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin

(Fattylicious)
Yall think I got bars too?

Check my f***in phone out it’s perfect
Yeah it’s perfect
When the piece of sh**’s workin
And what the f***’s AT&T with no service
Sucks worse than that time I was kidnapped by the roaches
Who approached us
We attacked back with super soakers
Back to my phone it’s f***in broken
Too late to get my back up one he done chucked it
So what I call and text too much
So what I cuss too much
I’M MAD AS F***
Now when we roam
We better find some f***in bars on this phone
If not were all goin home alone
We could all be goin home with hoes in limos
I got nothin
I used to have 4 bars in a row
My description
Depressed male
Without a f***in phone
I used to call my girl in the bathroom so what!
I’m still cool as hell but without a phone to back me up
Dropped my phone in the toilet F***!!!
The only 2 things that could cheer me up
Is a non-roamin phone and a backroom slut

(Chorus)
AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I’M SOOOO PISSSSED!!!!
Service moves in and moves out
I get mad but don’t pout
It’s back! It’s back!
Damnit what am I gonna do now?!
I breathe in then breathe out
Almost threw the phone out
It’s back! It’s back!
Got me again!
I keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin


(Fattylicious)
I’m in the car with a bunch of knarkers
And my ringtone is Travis Barker
Bald head with no tattoo’s to make me look hotter
My phones dead I figure
I have no alert trigger
Man, I wish I had an alert trigger
Atleast my wieners bigger
It’s like your wife tryin to hold the phone to your
I don’t wanna talk to your mother honey
Can I go back to bed?
And I my funeral they won’t hear my phone ringin
See, nothin but birds singin
A tisket a tasket
Someone’s gonna get their ass kicked
And then stuffed in a basket
I can’t get a signal
Stupid piece of plastic
This phone is sh**
uuuh
All it’s gonna be’s sh**
uuuh
I don’t need sh**
uuuh
I gotta pee SH**
F*** this phone
I know what I’m gonna do
Imma buy an iPhone Drew
Right here in font of you
And we’ll see if I get a signal from here through on out
Do you have one?
I could here if you’d quit runnin your mouth

(Chorus)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Service moves in and moves out
I get mad but don’t pout
It’s back! It’s back!
Damnit what am I gonna do now?!
I breathe in then breathe out
Almost threw the phone out
It’s back! It’s back!
Got me again!
I keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin

(Skittle)
You wanna mess with AT&T
yeah
Cell One ain’t got nothin on me
Why
Because I got a signal
Liar
No, look, see!
Nope
Oh it f***ed up
Yep
Damnit!
Huh?
DAMNIT!!!
Oh.
I ain’t tryin to get no sh** started
But every service that has roaming is F***IN RETARDED!!!
F***IN RETARDED!!!
F***IN RETARDED!!!
EVERY CELL SERVICE IS F***IN RETARDED!!!!!

(Chorus)
Service moves in and moves out
I get mad but don’t pout
It’s back! It’s back!
Damnit what am I gonna do now?!
I breathe in then breathe out
Almost threw the phone out
It’s back! It’s back!
Got me again!
I keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin
Keep roamin, roamin, roamin, roamin


That’s right son
Roamin f***in sucks!!!
Skittle
Fattylicious
Come on!!!