-> "I've Got the Damn Flu"
Original Song Title:
"Why Can't I"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I've Got the Damn Flu"
The Lyrics
Stay away from me, that's what you should do
Cause I'm gonna sneeze, and then I'll expose you
You'll catch the germ that's plaguing me
Holding hands with you, only not too tight
Got a cough, and I'm hacking all day and night
And you've got things that you should do
So there is no point in hounding
You wanna make out, but my head's pounding
You can't kiss me, whenever I've got the damn flu
And I just can't breathe whenever I've got the damn flu
It's so regrettable, it's a fact that we'll never get down to it
I'm sorry!
You can't kiss me, whenever I've got the damn flu
This is just the worst part of hooking up
Finding someone else you can't get enough of
Who doesn't want to come too near you
There's an itch in my throat that I can't scratch
What a lousy time for this bug to catch
A nap would be so beautiful
Though I'm sick, I can't stop grinning
I took some Nyquil now my head's spinning
You can't kiss me, whenever I've got the damn flu
And I just can't breathe whenever I've got the damn flu
It's so regrettable, it's a fact that we'll never get down to it
I'm sorry!
You can't kiss me, whenever I've got the damn flu
Sick enough for me to start to wonder
When it's endin'
Not too sick for drugs to pull me under
Pain is growin'
All this pressure I can't control
I think I am dyin'
You can't kiss me, whenever I've got the damn flu
And I just can't breathe whenever I've got the damn flu
You can't kiss me, whenever I've got the damn flu
And I just can't breathe whenever I've got the damn flu
It's so regrettable, it's a fact that we'll never get down to it
I'm sorry!
You can't kiss me, whenever I've got the damn flu
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