Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Dead Sox Mambo

Nothing, zero, zip, nada, none
World Series rings since 1918
you kno i'm talking bout the Yankees rivals
they're the Boston Red Sox let my hear ya boooo

We've been losing since williams and babe
Nomar loves Piazza and thats the truth
we have no pride, our team is dead
we're the dead sox in grey and red

Striking out, grounding out into double plays
missing home runs, line drives every day
cmon everybody get real loud
like the fans say, "JETERS BETTER!"

a little bit of Damon really bites
a little bit of Nixon screws up in right
a little bit of Hillenbrand is'nt all we need
a little bit of Nomar wish he had speed
a little bit of Pedro on the ground
a little bit of Derek Lowe falling down
a little bit of Ugie blowing saves
a little bit of Wakefeild...what happened?

Rickey Henderson he's 50 years old
if he can't do it....my grandma can
John Burkett forgot his stuff
Manny and Baerga try to back him up
Cliff Floyd stinks in left
Jason Varitek is daydreaming next
Daubach, Sanchez ain't the end of this story
and the idiot behind all this, Grady Little.

a little bit of Damon really bites
a little bit of Nixon screws up in right
a little bit of Hillenbrand is'nt all we need
a little bit of Nomar wish he had speed
a little bit of Pedro on the ground
a little bit of Derek Lowe falling down
a little bit of Ugie blowing saves
a little bit of Wakefeild...what happened?

When i say Boston you say Dead Sox
Boston....DEAD SOX
Boston....DEAD SOX

a little bit of Damon really bites
a little bit of Nixon screws up in right
a little bit of Hillenbrand is'nt all we need
a little bit of Nomar wish he had speed
a little bit of Pedro on the ground
a little bit of Derek Lowe falling down
a little bit of Ugie blowing saves
a little bit of Wakefeild...what happened?

Everybody in the house get ready to booo
Were the Dead Sox and we're gonna be beat
Ladies and Gentlemen, girls and boys
Let me hear you make some noise!

Dead Sox Mambo