[Chorus]
I gotta big stomach ache, pocket full of cake
Just heard a big ol' fart, it's Saturday
stinky, inky, inky, inky
stinky, inky, inky, inky
System on high, cops pass by eatin' pie
Just heard a big ol' fart, it's Saturday
stinky, inky, inky, inky
stinky, inky, inky, inky

[Verse 1: Tommy]
Grease don't pop on the stove no more
Since I went to buy a new one at the store
Choke on smoke from the cookies in the kitchen
Swallow nine pills called Phen-Phen
Act like my dishes ain't clean
How you gonna act when you find out that its all lean
Don't you go eatin' my snickerz'
Hey stay out of the kitchen, don't make me kick her
Need some cane, cane sugar, now go
Now fetch some Joe
Let me see
Whats blocking the sink
([Andy]Maybe it's a kink!!)
Whatever it is it's pink
You wanna get harmed
Then just stay the frick away from my alarm
If you screw with it
You'll be split
And it'll be five years before you notice
How gross it really is

[Chorus]
I gotta big stomach ache, pocket full of cake
Just heard a big ol' fart, it's Saturday
stinky, inky, inky, inky
stinky, inky, inky, inky
System on high, cops pass by eatin' pie
Just heard a big ol' fart, it's Saturday
stinky, inky, inky, inky
stinky, inky, inky, inky

[Verse 2: Tommy]
It may be illegal
To kill a siegel
For a Delicasy, to eat later
After I hit the gay skater
I think I cook well
Don't you think that my stuf will sell
Maybe not as well
As gay Micheal
I don't work
as hard as he does doin corks
I feel bad for him
Just like the fagot Tim
It sucks, just sucks
For the man with eight ducks
Protect your chest
Cause if you don't they'll est the rest

[Chorus]
I gotta big stomach ache, pocket full of cake
Just heard a big ol' fart, it's Saturday
stinky, inky, inky, inky
stinky, inky, inky, inky
System on high, cops pass by eatin' pie
Just heard a big ol' fart, it's Saturday
stinky, inky, inky, inky
stinky, inky, inky, inky

[Verse 3: Tommy]
Now I find ants
In my ten year old pants
And in my aunt's
Car
That she stupidly Parked on hot tar
Forget the car, I have to get out my food
From the oven, sorry to have to be so rude
But at least it is't my attitude
Thats causing this big family feud
Up in my kitchen
I bust out my freshly baked chiken
Go to the backyard
Find a card
To get in my neighbor's house
Bust a gay cap, on the mouse
Find the Stuff I need
Leave with the deed

[Chorus: repeat 2x]
I gotta big stomach ache, pocket full of cake
Just heard a big ol' fart, it's Saturday
stinky, inky, inky, inky
stinky, inky, inky, inky
System on high, cops pass by eatin' pie
Just heard a big ol' fart, it's Saturday
stinky, inky, inky, inky
stinky, inky, inky, inky