-> "What Them Fat Guys Like"
Original Song Title:
"What Them Girls Like"
Original Performer:
Ludacris, and Chris Brown
Parody Song Title:
"What Them Fat Guys Like"
Parody Written by:
Fattylicious
The Lyrics
(Chorus)
I know what them fat
I know what-what them fat guys
I know what them fat
I know what them fat guys like
I know what they are
they eat chocolate bars
And a lot of other crap
cuz that’s what them fat guys like
I know what them fat
I know what-what them fat guys
I know what them fat
I know what them fat guys like
I know what they are
they eat chocolate bars
And a lot of other crap
cuz that’s what them fat guys like
Relax and eat chips
While I watch the game
I’d eat a lot more but it always ends the same
But I should stand up and lose some weight
because my next heart attack will probably be my fate
You might be in danger you better admit it
cuz if I eat you whatever I eat I definitely sh*t it
Plus they love a big fat guy with a lot to love
and keeps Skittles women all warm while I give her a hug (HAHA!!!)
with these voices in my head sometimes I talk to em
I like the open assless chaps, and that’s all im sayin
[Sean Garrett}
I gotta whole buncha Doritos I'm tryin to eat em right
Better get some fast or else I’ll eat em all tonight
(Chorus)
I know what them fat
I know what-what them fat guys
I know what them fat
I know what them fat guys like
I know what they are
they eat chocolate bars
And a lot of other crap
cuz that’s what them fat guys like
I know what them fat
I know what-what them fat guys
I know what them fat
I know what them fat guys like
I know what they are
they eat chocolate bars
And a lot of other crap
cuz that’s what them fat guys like
Yea, we gonna take this to verse 2,
Now some of em wanna pizza, a sense of sanctuary
chocolate, pork chops and all other types of, well food of course
So eat til you die or until you go crazy
or you could eat even more and become super lazy
some of em all they do is fart and laugh
fall back on there ass then take a bubble bath (ahhh)
So later on, they can shit there pants laugh extra hard
and pull there ace side ways til they look like a f*ckin retard, yeah
So loosin up your pants and flip off your damn grandma
then show em who’s the boss and whoop up on your grandpa
There's places on my body that I’m still tryin to find
so when I’m in bed there ain’t nothin to do grab a pillow and grind
And I got plenty more food if ya wanna kick it with me
girls don’t love me cuz I’m fat they love me cuz I’m fluffy
and cuz I‘m fat!, I'll give you everything from c*m to a honey bun g
Cuz in the end, ALL THE FAT GUY’S WANNA DO IS JUST EAT!!!
(Chorus)
I know what them fat
I know what-what them fat guys
I know what them fat
I know what them fat guys like
I know what they are
they eat chocolate bars
And a lot of other crap
cuz that’s what them fat guys like
I know what them fat
I know what-what them fat guys
I know what them fat
I know what them fat guys like
I know what they are
they eat chocolate bars
And a lot of other crap
cuz that’s what them fat guys like
They eat all the time, so SHUT UP AND QUIT BITCHIN
if you don‘t wanna eat, THEN GET THE F**K OUTTA MOM’S KITCHEN
Cuz I eat or I die man for his eat or die stuff
so imma keep eatin and chewin snuff
I say,
They eat all the time, so SHUT UP AND QUIT BITCHIN
if you don‘t wanna eat, THEN GET THE F**K OUTTA MOM’S KITCHEN
Cuz I eat or I die man for his eat or die stuff
so imma keep eatin and chewin snuff
(Chorus)
I know what them fat
I know what-what them fat guys
I know what them fat
I know what them fat guys like
I know what they are
they eat chocolate bars
And a lot of other crap
cuz that’s what them fat guys like
I know what them fat
I know what-what them fat guys
I know what them fat
I know what them fat guys like
I know what they are
they eat chocolate bars
And a lot of other crap
cuz that’s what them fat guys like
Women,
I love y'all, there's just not enough food
Believe that, and if your man don't eat his left overs then tell me baby and imma tell you right damn now imma I’ll be right over
I love women so much, I am one
But I love food more
Hahaha,
FATTYLICIOUS
Where’s Skittle?
BUUUUURP!!!!
(POOT!)
Excuse me ladies!
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