-> "Welcome to the School"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome to Atlanta"
Original Performer:
Ludacris ft. Jermaine Dupre
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome to the School"
Parody Written by:
Mattundo
The Lyrics
ya welcome to the school jocks an kids wid nice clothes
back ta pen jackin an smackin da girls pockets is fulla do
gettin knock on da flow(floor) who is it?
i would happen ta know the one on the flow(floor)
who did it? it was he i suppose
MC is in da back row an mr lude is in front of me
skatas down in da back sittin not listenin ta da teage(teach)
dey pick on jean an he aint neva been pick for tha team
gotta get some new sneaks so his kicks is clean
he gonna get creamed but cops neva gonna hear him scream
hes allerigic ta pretty mudge(much) every friggin thing
Oink Oink, Pig Pig, hes alleric ta pork
only stuff he can eat is a long leg stork
but he aint never forget his manners, n he loves makin banners
loadin up the rockets so he can shoot the cannon
he shoots them all over words screamin off his tongue
he wont stop till he returns what dem white boys done
he showed up wid a gun loaded, but people said its bogus
so he shot one at the wall
it ricashayed like a cue ta corner pocket eight ball
he said he'll start rackin em up, unless dem kids stop always smackin him up
in fact he was rackin up,startin shootin at trucks
he cant lose wid 22s, he said dats whats up
they was running ta the back of tha trucks, some hidin in the aquaducts
yellellelelleellin waht!
yo yo ya ya ya yo yo yo yo yo yo
(Chorus)
Welcome to the school were the violence stays
an dey beat on dem kids like everyday
big beats, swingin feets, like ganstas roamin
an voilence dont start til 8 in da moning(morning)
Welcome to the school were the violence stays
an dey beat on dem kids like everyday
big beats, swingin feets, like ganstas roamin
an voilence dont start til 8 in da moning(morning)
now da voilence dont start til i walk in
an I usually dont leave until the day ens(ends)
cus im the mean guy an yall should know why
you worry bout ur thang, cus im jus fine
i been puttin ppl down said 93'
im the oldest 8th grader youll eva see
ima throw you on the bad ice, cus thats jus me
ill be runnin an pushin like my homie IZ
im the mbp, most baddest playa
make da schools rules, dey call me da mayor
monday night, i beat em all up
tuesday night, im up in the velvet room messin yall up
wednesday, im gettin ready ta be mean
thursday, sup jean ima knock you out clean
friday, smack stack bar with charlie sheen, right on the floor is where you can find me
saturday, this stuffs startin ta get easy, you can find beatin on sleezy
sunday is when i get my sleep in cus on monday we be at it again, Holla!!
ya yo yo yo ya yao yo
Welcome to the school were the violence stays
an dey beat on dem kids like everyday
big beats, swingin feets, like ganstas roamin
an voilence dont start til 8 in da moning(morning)
Welcome to the school were the violence stays
an dey beat on dem kids like everyday
big beats, swingin feets, like ganstas roamin
an voilence dont start til 8 in da moning(morning)
Welcome to the school were the violence stays
an dey beat on dem kids like everyday
big beats, swingin feets, like ganstas roamin
an voilence dont start til 8 in da moning(morning)
Welcome to the school were the violence stays
an dey beat on dem kids like everyday
big beats, swingin feets, like ganstas roamin
an voilence dont start til 8 in da moning(morning)
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