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Song Parodies -> "City Dude"
Original Song Title:
"Country Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Luke Bryan
Parody Song Title:
"City Dude"
Parody Written by:
Bob Beckley
The Lyrics
You need drugs, pure not cut
To get you good and high, when you're in a big rut
Let me show you, little darlin', I've got what you need
Can't get this kind of cocaine anywhere but from me
(Chorus):
Hey, I'm a city dude
A country hick can't do the things I do
I can steal my own groceries
And spell "Evinrude"
Hey, baby, I'm a city dude
I've got a ride with needles inside
That way nobody sees us shoot up when we get high
Your ugly eight-track loaded down with twangy poop
Don't be a CD cretin, girl, we're cruisin' to Snoop
(Chorus):
Hey, I'm a city dude
A country hick can't do the things I do
I can carjack a taxi
And plow down a fool
Hey, baby, I'm a city dude
(Bridge):
You like the country ham, Trans Am, redneck, Redman type
But girl, I'm here to tell you, don't believe the hype
(Chorus):
Hey, I'm a city dude
I can take on cops and crackheads with my attitude
Girl, you better move quick
'Cause I'm on youtube
Hey, baby, I'm a city dude
(Chorus):
Hey, I'm a city dude
Huntin' me a city girl that's too cool
Why don't you come and join me
I'll show you some moves
Hey, baby, I'm a city dude
Hey, baby, I'm a city dude
To get you good and high, when you're in a big rut
Let me show you, little darlin', I've got what you need
Can't get this kind of cocaine anywhere but from me
(Chorus):
Hey, I'm a city dude
A country hick can't do the things I do
I can steal my own groceries
And spell "Evinrude"
Hey, baby, I'm a city dude
I've got a ride with needles inside
That way nobody sees us shoot up when we get high
Your ugly eight-track loaded down with twangy poop
Don't be a CD cretin, girl, we're cruisin' to Snoop
(Chorus):
Hey, I'm a city dude
A country hick can't do the things I do
I can carjack a taxi
And plow down a fool
Hey, baby, I'm a city dude
(Bridge):
You like the country ham, Trans Am, redneck, Redman type
But girl, I'm here to tell you, don't believe the hype
(Chorus):
Hey, I'm a city dude
I can take on cops and crackheads with my attitude
Girl, you better move quick
'Cause I'm on youtube
Hey, baby, I'm a city dude
(Chorus):
Hey, I'm a city dude
Huntin' me a city girl that's too cool
Why don't you come and join me
I'll show you some moves
Hey, baby, I'm a city dude
Hey, baby, I'm a city dude
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Hey there cityDude, need a cityCOO ? I can purrrr all night . . .
What a warm and fuzzy thing to say. Thank you, cityCOO. :-)
Awful.
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