Somewhere in New York is a friendly street
Where a lot of neighbors all for you to meet
Some bird is yellow and he was eight foot tall
Look at Ernie's rubber duck even Ernie was never stubborn at all
Tell Grover don't worry 'cause I know what to do
The two-headed monster came here,well no one's feeling crude
I know if Elmo brought his goldfish pet
Telly's still obsessed with the triangles,sure bet

Well when you've seen what I've seen,things are good not bad
Quit worrying 'bout that eight-foot bird and I'm not very sad
I met Oscar who is a grouchy big disgrace
In a street called Sesame,this is a happy place

For the next couple months,I've had a new address
Even Oscar smells like sewerage though his can is filled with trash
Somebody knew what's gonna be the next thing to explode
And Prairie Dawn just knew I have another home
When Bob McGrath jumps back to Sesame Street
Dumping Oscar out of his trash can when the air is sweet
So give them all you got,in case someone was unfair
And so Big Bird,I'm seeing Bert having much despair

Well when you've seen what I've seen,things are good not bad
Quit worrying 'bout that eight-foot bird and I'm not very sad
I met Oscar who is a grouchy big disgrace
In a street called Sesame,this is a happy place

You want to talk about it,you better keep it short
Since I lost a lot of my time I gotta make up for.
Really don't care why Bert's betraying Ernie
I know what happened with Ernie,this is Bert's journey
You got somethin' bad to say about Prairie Dawn
And Cookie Monster was saying "a hundred cookies can't be wrong"
And I laugh at his face when he said cowabunga
Although I am very far frustrated,so what

Well when you've seen what I've seen,things are good not bad
Quit worrying 'bout that eight-foot bird and I'm not very sad
I met Oscar who is a grouchy big disgrace
In a street called Sesame,it was a happy place