-> "Never Tease You (Bully Gets A Beating)"
Original Song Title:
"Never Leave You (uh-oh)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Never Tease You (Bully Gets A Beating)"
The Lyrics
Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle
Can't believe
That you kicked, kicked my butt
But you are still throwing
Bare knuckles at me
Don't want more blue and black seen
On my skin since you smack me
And kick when I lie flatly
I try to get up but you just refuse to let up now
Can't keep my head up, I guess that this is retri-
Bution for when I'd steal your lunch
Today I cried from your first punch
There ain't no good or bad
Just me and you and you are mad
Please stop punching my face
Get off of me
I've been put in my place
Now let me be
I hope that we can make
Some sort of peace
I feel awful today
If you get off my face
I'll never tease you
Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle
I've got a bloody mouth
The crap is beaten out
Of me there is no doubt
You've got to stop it, ouch!
Who will break up this, the guards are doing nuthin' now
And cracking up since I'm getting my comeuppance
I never thought that you would do
Something like fighting with Kung Fu
The tables have been turned
You beat me up, my lesson's learned
Please stop punching my face
Get off of me
I've been put in my place
Now let me be
I hope that we can make
Some sort of peace
I feel awful today
If you'll just go away
I'll never tease you
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