Tasha doesn't know
Her boyfreind's a girl
And whenever Tasha's not looking
He's wacking off a squirrel
Accidently killed him
So I had sex with her

My fist knocked his lights dim
I'm so accident prone
I accedently stole her from him

Her boyfreind's got such a small dick
That it's literally microscopic

Tasha doesn't know
Gee I'm such a klutz
Kicked him in the nuts
But since he has none
Foot went through his guts
Tasha doesn't know
Don't tell Tasha

I assumed he'd want to fight me
So I shot him outside the school
Then I told him I'd meet him at three
Sadly, little did I know
He just couldn't go
So I won that fight (aww, man)

He wasn't alright
So to make up I
Slept with Tasha that night
Don't tell Tasha
Somehow Tasha doesn't know
Tasha doesn't know
So don't tell Tasha

There's a picture of her in the shower
Tasha doesn't know
Each night I stare at
It for an hour

Accidently knocked him out
Made his vision a blur
And Darcy is glad that
I'm cheating on her
Tasha doesn't know
Tasha doesn't know

Don't know how she doesn't know

Tasha doesn't know
Tasha doesn't know
What a dirty hoe
Tasha doesn't know
Don't tell Tasha
Tasha doesn't nkow

Oops my mistake
Was an accident
I didn't mean to
Steal Tasha from him
Okay, I did mean to

Made him paralyzed
So now he is
Hospitalized
Oh well what the hell

Tasha doesn't know
Don't tell Tasha
Tasha doesn't know
Don't tell Tasha
Tasha doesn't know
Now I gotta go