-> "Tainted Meat"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Tainted Love"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Tainted Meat"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Sometimes I think I have to
Throw up or I have to
Get away from the pain it drove in the gut of me
The taste we share, seems to taste unfair
And I'm sick for sure
For something even Pepto bismol can't cure
Once it's thrown away
All will be okay
This tainted meat it savors
As if a dried turd has flavor
See my tears
For that's not meat at all
Tainted Meat
Tainted Meat
Now I know I have to
Vomit, or I have to
Leave a mile, I guess fast food ain't my style
Burgers kill
Corn dogs taste ruff
What about the veal
I'm sorry but I don't eat that stuff
 
Once it's thrown away
All will be okay
This tainted meat it savors
As if a dried turd has flavor
See my tears
For that's not meat at all
Tainted Meat
Tainted Meat
Don't touch it, please
I cannot risk you getting a disease
I'm afraid I'll have to leave
Since that meat I do not dare percieve
Tainted Meat
Tainted Meat
Don't you touch that tainted meat
Don't you touch that tainted meat
Tainted Meat
Tainted Meat
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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