Song Parodies -> "Disposable Teeth."

Original Song Title:

"Disposable Teens"

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Original Performer:

"Disposable Teeth."

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The Lyrics

I make the dentist’s dough
I was a sweet toothed sod
Now I got a mouth of flesh and gums
And I'm a dental distortion
From sugar portions
That grinded the enamel down

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I wanna thank you Mars,
I wanna thank you Twix,
For bringing these chomping teeth to a bitter end,
I never really hated one toothbrush,
But to god seeing dentists I hated.

I was told about dental hygiene,
But the sweets were a great big hit
I wouldn’t go and see the dentist man,
Now my mouth’s filled with plastic kit.

They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable
I was told about dental hygiene,
But the sweets were a great big hit
I wouldn’t go and see the dentist man,
Now my mouth’s filled with plastic kit.

Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

If you don’t fill holes the bigger they get
The more you don’t fill holes the bigger they get
And don't be suprised, don't be suprised
Don't be suprised if they extract it

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I was told about dental hygiene,
But the sweets were a great big hit
I wouldn’t go and see the dentist man,
Now my mouth’s filled with plastic kit.
Yeah yeah yeah
I was told about dental hygiene,
But the sweets were a great big hit
I wouldn’t go and see the dentist man,
Now my mouth’s filled with plastic kit.
Yeah yeah yeah

They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable.

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Below Average Dave - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment

One of the best Marilyn Manson parodies I've seen. .."For bringing these chomping teeth to a bitter end" was the best line, especially after thanking "Twix" and "Mars" immediately preceding it.

Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Love the parody! LOL Great job.

TJC - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment

I have a sweet tooth for this parody! 5 crowns, 5 bridges and 5 full mouth restorations for ya`!

John Barry - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment

A biting parody.

missXmikey - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment

AWESOME!!!!!!!

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