-> "This is the Old Shit"
Original Song Title:
"This is the New Shit"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"This is the Old Shit"
Parody Written by:
Christopher L. Moore
The Lyrics
Everything you've said before
Could be said about you and more.
When there's no shame
Everyone's life's just a game.
Chatter, chatter, snitch, snitch
Rumor, rumor, slander, slander
hex, hex, hex, don't forget the libel.
"Ha, ha, ha!"
Gotta laugh at the forlorn and lonely.
Stick your stupid gossip in.
Everybody string along!
Chatter, chatter, snitch, snitch
Rumor, rumor, slander, slander
hex, hex, hex, don't forget the libel.
Ha, ha, ha
Gotta laugh at the forlorn and lonely.
Stick your stupid gossip in
Everybody string along!
Are you rumormongers ready for the old shit?
Shut up don't commit it, tomorrow could be your turn.
This is the old shit,
Shut up and admit it.
Should we say it? NO!
Do we hear it? YEAH!
This is the old shit
Shut up and admit it.
Chatter, chatter, snitch, snitch
Rumor, rumor, slander, slander
hex, hex, hex, don't forget the libel.
"Ha, ha, ha"
Gotta laugh at the forlorn and lonely.
Stick your stupid gossip in.
Everything you've said before
Could be said about you and more.
When there's no shame
Everyone's life's just a game.
Are you rumormongers ready for the old shit?
Shut up don't commit it, tomorrow could be your turn.
This is the old shit,
Shut up and admit it.
Should we say it? NO!
Do we hear it? YEAH!
This is the old shit
Shut up and admit it.
Now it's "You-know-who
Did all that you-know-what
With you-know-who you-know-where."
Now with "You-know-who
Did all that you-know-what
With you-know-who you-know-where."
Now with "You-know-who
Did all that you-know-what
With you-know-who you-know-where."
Now with "You-know-who
Did all that you-know-what
With you-know-who you-know-where."
Chatter, chatter, snitch, snitch
Rumor, rumor, slander, slander
hex, hex, hex, don't forget the libel.
"Ha, ha, ha!"
Gotta laugh at the forlorn and lonely.
Stick your stupid gossip in
Everybody string along!
Are you rumormongers ready for the old shit?
Shut up don't commit it, tomorrow could be your turn.
This is the old shit,
Shut up and admit it.
Should we say it? NO!
Do we hear it? YEAH!
This is the old shit.
Shut up and admit it.
"Listen
We think we're above them
Listen
We think we're above them
Listen
We think we're above them
Listen
We think we're above them
Listen
We think we're above Them"
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