-> "mSOYBEAN"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"mOBSCENE"
 (MP3)  
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"mSOYBEAN"
				Parody Written by: 
ziggy_duranduran
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			"Ladies and Gentlemen"
We are the things, the teens to come 
Your health food is stupid and dumb
this good old fried food is great 
this is the pizza age, 
They know my name 
Waltzing to celery, and crap don't even say it's name
Bang-we hate it 
Bang -we hate it 
Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang!
don't make me eat the soybean 
you know it isn't my scene 
it's just plain disgusting 
I hate the fricking soybean 
soybean, yeah 
You want commitment 
Put on your Rolling Stones shirt
Get your arms around me 
Now we're going down, down, down
You want commitment 
Put on your Rolling Stones shirt
Get your arms around me 
Now we're going down, down, down
To get pizza 
(girls) 
damn soybeans 
damn, damn soybeans 
damn soybeans, baby 
FRIED FOODS!
 
The day that fries
Opened our eyes 
we watched the world end 
my boyfriends usually have Bowie-like faces, 
I have Ramones loving friends 
They told us fried food's not good,
But we know it's great,
Boy George, candy, fried foods 
Whoohoo, the perfect day!
Bang - we hate it
Bang - we hate it
Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang!
don't make me eat the soybean 
you know it isn't my scene 
It's just plain disgusting
I hate the fricking soybean 
soybean, yeah 
You want commitment 
Put on Rolling Stones shirt
Get your arms around me 
Now we're going down, down, down
You want commitment 
Put on Rolling Stones shirt
Get your arms around me 
Now we're going down, down, down
To get pizza 
(girls) 
damn soybeans 
damn, damn soybeans 
damn, soybeans, baby 
FRIED FOODS! 
Damn soybeans 
damn, damn soybeans 
damn soybeans, baby 
FRIED FOODS!!! 
don't make me eat the soybean 
you know it isn't my scene 
It's just plain disgusting
I hate the fricking soybean 
soybean, yeah 
You want commitment 
Put on your Rolling Stones shirt
Get your arms around me 
Now we're going down, down, down
You want commitment 
Put on your Rolling Stones shirt
Get your arms around me 
Now we're going down, down, down
To get pizza 
(girls) 
damn soybeans 
damn, damn soybeans 
damn soybeans, baby 
FRIED FOODS!
Damn soybeans 
damn, damn soybeans 
damn soybeans, baby 
FRIED FOODS!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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