-> "Consume, Consume"
Original Song Title:
"Ka-boom, Ka-boom"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Consume, Consume"
Parody Written by:
Clare Grady
The Lyrics
consume, consume
consume, consume
consume, consume
consume, consume
were a food eating clan, betty crocker off the wagon.
share your lunch but never trust anyone starving.
yours is tasteless, mine tastes good. mines better, stop hating.
unsafe food beggers, cheese sticks and bon bons
i wont give it to you, ill trade it with you
i hope your grapes get caught in your mouth
i wont give it to you, ill trade it with you
dont say no, give it, now!
i like a big lunch, and foods that go "crunch"
i sell big, portions of food
id like to eat it but my stomach is sore
but i still want, still want some more
consume, consume
consume, consume
consume, consume
id like to e-e-e-e-eat that
consume, consume
consume, consume
consume, consume
id like to e-e-e-e-eat that
I'm the rular of all food, and im worshiped by my peers
we eat low fat pineapples, and sell milk thats gone bad
We win food fights with melons, and the lunch ladys love us
We wear napkins when we eat cherry pie
i wont give it to you, ill trade it with you
i hope your grapes get caught in your mouth
i wont give it to you, ill trade it with you
dont say no, give it, now!
i like a big lunch, and foods that go "crunch"
i sell big, portions of food
id like to eat it but my stomach is sore
but i still want, still want some more
consume, consume
consume, consume
consume, consume
id like to e-e-e-e-eat that
consume, consume
consume, consume
consume, consume
id like to e-e-e-e-eat that
corrode, deplete, lets all eat
It's a depraved lunch room
corrode, deplete, lets all eat
It's a depraved lunch room
i like a big lunch, and foods that go "crunch"
i sell big, portions of food
id like to eat it but my stomach is sore
but i still want, still want some more
caramel candy bar, chocolate strait from the jar
birthday cake, it all tastes real good
Nothing in this world is for real
Except food is for me,
and i want some more
consume, consume
consume, consume
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