This is shit
I hate you and I don't think I can hate you any more

Really doesn't feel good (really blows), why did you have me taped up (hate this)?
So completely far from good, why did you have me taped up (it doesn't make sense)?
This could never feel good, why did you have me taped up (hate this)?
Did you think this would feel good? Why did you have me taped up (this is the pits, oh)?

Want a clue, want a clue (uh, uh), want a clue, dude, I, dude, I
Want a clue, want a clue (uh, uh) why you would have me taped up
I just don't get it, dude (uh, uh), why did you have me taped up (this sucks)?
I think I'm missin' the main hook (uh, uh), why did you have me taped up?

I must know why you jumped me (ha), snuck up close to duct me (ha)
Arms are gettin' tired (ha) and though they have perspired (-spired)
It seems they're still stuck to the sides of me (to the sides of me)
Wish they were punchin' (punchin') you cause you're an evil moron (ha)
Cause you've restrained me yet my mouth? No touchin' (derp)
That's so stupid cause you've failed to shush me (dumb)
Bogus (dumb), my spine would be boneless (though)
If I couldn't ask y'all just why you'd be so soulless

Bro, why the hell'd you do this to me?
Bro, did I diss your fav'rite movie?
Bro, I look like a tape mummy
Bro, the curse of mine is "shite", see (shite)
Because this is wrong, because this is wrong
Because this is proof you're such a jerk
Because this is, dude, this is an overreaction
Because this is, maybe, just a dumb practical joke
Because this is somethin', I'll keep talkin' 'til
You break right down and admit
That you have a reason to have wrapped me up tight like this
Cause buddy, it's just rude, oh

Want a clue, want a clue (uh, uh), want a clue, dude, I, dude, I
Want a clue, want a clue (uh, uh) why you would have me taped up
I'm so confused here, dude (uh, uh), why did you have me taped up?
I just wish that I understood (uh, uh), why did you have me taped up?
Want a clue, want a clue (uh, uh), want a clue, dude, I, dude, I
Want a clue, want a clue (uh, uh) why you would have me taped up
Don't grasp your logic, dude (uh, uh), why did you have me taped up?
I must've missed the basic hook (uh, uh), why did you have me taped up?

I just asked "how are you?", your basic greetin' twaddle
Wasn't expectin' ge-gettin' smacked with a bottle
Heard a "wakey, wakey" so sweetly, didn't follow
The truth was it was you who hit me, brain was throttled
Got my legs tied up, since I had shorts now
That means that the tape (that means that the tape)
Will hurt to pull out (will hurt to pull out)
Jerk, was that torture your aim? Cause tape on leg hair is pure hell
Jerk, I'm sure that was your aim because I can feel just as well
There's no blank air down there, I'm sure
Between legs and the chair, just more
Duct tape like you want my legs shorn
Once I get out, it's on

Want a clue, want a clue (uh, uh), want a clue, dude, I, dude, I
Want a clue, want a clue (uh, uh) why you would have me taped up
I'm simply baffled, dude (uh, uh), why did you have me taped up?
I really wish I understood (uh, uh), why did you have me taped up?
Want a clue, want a clue (uh, uh), want a clue, dude, I, dude, I
Want a clue, want a clue (uh, uh) why you would have me taped up
Gives me a headache, dude (uh, uh), why did you have me taped up?
There must be an (hate this) obvious hook (uh, uh), why did you have me taped up (hate this)?

Are you gonna leave me (leave me) tied up here? That's mean, see (mean, see)
Isn't likely, you need me (jerk, jerk) for somethin', you need me (jerk, jerk)
Say I broke your telly (sue me)? Said sorry, sue me (sue me)
I mean that, law me (law me), this is just cruel, see, cruel, see, oh (sue me)

Want a clue, want a clue (uh, uh), want a clue, dude, I, dude, I
Want a clue, want a clue (uh, uh) why you would have me taped up
Just seems a bit much, dude (uh, uh), why did you have me taped up?
Really wish that I understood (uh, uh), why did you have me taped up?
Want a clue, want a clue (uh, uh), want a clue, dude, I, dude, I
Want a clue, want a clue (uh, uh) why you would have me taped up
Bit over-the-top, dude (uh, uh), why did you have me taped up?
Seems to me you've taped up the hook (uh, uh), why did you have me taped up?

Don't leave me taped up, taped up, taped up, uh, yeah
Unwrap, buddy