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Song Parodies -> "Really Fat Guy"
Original Song Title:
"Sweetest Goodbye"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Maroon 5
Parody Song Title:
"Really Fat Guy"
Parody Written by:
S.O.L.D.
The Lyrics
I know, I write a lot of Maroon 5 parodies. I just can't help myself. It's so easy!
Uh...Yeah
In the car
And hungry
Pulled into a Mickey D's
Went inside
Got online
Waited to see one of their empoyees
He said "Miss what would you like?"
I said I wanted some fries
"And could you make them extra large?"
He asked "Is that all you want?"
I said "Well then, I guess not.
"How 'bout a burger with some cheese?"
I think Eating all
Of this crap
Will sure give me a
Heart attack
But it's too good to
Give away
I'll get fat
And I'll sew them some day
And then I'll feel so stupid when the story hits the news
I know I'll lose
No one ever said that I had to eat all that food
And now I'm disgustingly huge
And I
Always cry
Cos my weight has gone sky high
Got more chins
Than chinatown
And this fat screws up the beating of my heart
Because I ordered some fries
A burger on the side
I am really overweight yeah yeah
Now I'm a really fat guy
And I think I'm gonna die
But I just can't stop with all that Mickey D's
I think Eating all
Of this crap
Will sure give me a
Heart attack
But it's too good to
Give away
I'll get fat
And I'll sew them some day
And then I'll feel so stupid when the story hits the news
I know I'll lose
No one ever said that I had to eat all of that food
And now I'm disgustingly huge
Huge[x3]
(i know eating all
of this crap
will give me a heart attack)
And then I'll feel so stupid when the story hits the news
I know I'll lose
No one ever said that I had to eat all of that food
And now I'm
Disgustingly huge[x2]
Huge[x]3
(no one ever said that I had to eat all of that food)
In the car
And hungry
Pulled into a Mickey D's
Went inside
Got online
Waited to see one of their empoyees
He said "Miss what would you like?"
I said I wanted some fries
"And could you make them extra large?"
He asked "Is that all you want?"
I said "Well then, I guess not.
"How 'bout a burger with some cheese?"
I think Eating all
Of this crap
Will sure give me a
Heart attack
But it's too good to
Give away
I'll get fat
And I'll sew them some day
And then I'll feel so stupid when the story hits the news
I know I'll lose
No one ever said that I had to eat all that food
And now I'm disgustingly huge
And I
Always cry
Cos my weight has gone sky high
Got more chins
Than chinatown
And this fat screws up the beating of my heart
Because I ordered some fries
A burger on the side
I am really overweight yeah yeah
Now I'm a really fat guy
And I think I'm gonna die
But I just can't stop with all that Mickey D's
I think Eating all
Of this crap
Will sure give me a
Heart attack
But it's too good to
Give away
I'll get fat
And I'll sew them some day
And then I'll feel so stupid when the story hits the news
I know I'll lose
No one ever said that I had to eat all of that food
And now I'm disgustingly huge
Huge[x3]
(i know eating all
of this crap
will give me a heart attack)
And then I'll feel so stupid when the story hits the news
I know I'll lose
No one ever said that I had to eat all of that food
And now I'm
Disgustingly huge[x2]
Huge[x]3
(no one ever said that I had to eat all of that food)
I'm hungry
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Although I was kinda disturbed at first that anyone would write a parody for this lovely song (yes, it's my fave song, guilty as charged), I actually liked it. It was funny, and yet, it had meaning. This parody addresses the problem of obesity in America in a not so serious way, and I admire that. Some people would think that this song was inappropriate for that sort of thing, but I don't.
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