Song Parodies -> "This Flood (From the diary of Noah [the noah in the bible])"

Original Song Title:

"This Love"

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"This Flood (From the diary of Noah [the noah in the bible])"

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The Lyrics

The original song probably hasn't come close to its peak popularity yet... it just hit the charts a few weeks ago but i wanted to write something and i'd appreciate it if you read it even if you don't know the original

The man up high wants to eliminate
The liars and those filled with hate
With raindrops lasting forty days
Since I'm good I have been warned in advance
So that I will have a chance
To save those of my house

This flood is making me so grumpy
I have to find two of each animal
This ark is taking a ton of trees
Forests destroyed, and drat right now my axe is real dull

I've had an urge to curse the big guy out
He would think I'm not devout
Then I can rest until I drown
But hey there just might be an afterlife
And if I don't do what's right
It surely won't be a good time

This flood is making me so grumpy
I have to find two of each animal
This ark is taking a ton of trees
Forests destroyed, and drat right now my axe is real dull

I'll find two of each kind
Though I know in my mind
I might get two of the same type
What nags me like a pest
Is we will need incest
So humans don't go extinct
But I'm told that's not the way I should think

This flood is making me so grumpy
I have to find two of each animal
This ark is taking a ton of trees
Forests destroyed, and drat right now my axe is real dull

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Meriadoc - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment

I thought for certain that Randy Newman was gonna start singing after that intro music... ;-)

"..and drat right now my axe is real dull" was hilarious!

Billy Florio - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment

well, technicly, according to the bible, the human race startd via incest.....whom did Seth and Able have children with? None the less, if anyone doesnt know this one, they should check it out...its Marroon 5's best song.....

S.O.L.D. - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment

That's...so...filled with blasphemy and greatness!!!!

Serafina - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment

I kinda liked it. I know the original very well; it's one of my personal favorites.

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