it was high in the sky i guess i did not recognize
the flames a-burning in it's eyes
the chaos i was bout to find this bird up in the sky zippin
round like a plane round n round n round again
lil did i know it was bout to fart..(ew!)

that dove had taken a shit on me i said oh my god
and it was bout to shit some more
it gawked it was makin fun of me
so i had no choice that bird was goin dow-ow-ow-own
oh so down, OH SO DOWN, oh so downeyoo oo

i tried my best not to pick a fight but a little later on that night
i went and found where it was hidin OH then i got my shot gun
out and began to aim precisely to hit the game, right in the heart
because
that dove had taken a shit on me earlier that day
and then it tried to shit some more
it gawked it was makin fun of me
so i had no choice that bird was dow-ow-ow-own
OH SO DOWN OH SO DOWN OH SO DOWNEYOO OO

i decided not to shoot...so i broke it's wing instead
took it to the vet so it would be alright (it's alright)
they wrapped it up and said be careful with it's head
it was under anesthesia so i did what they told me to do
even though

(repeat until end)
that dove had taken a shit on me earlier that day
and then it tried to shit some more
it gawked it was makin fun of me
so i had no choice that bird was dow-ow-ow-own
OH SO DOWN OH SO DOWN OH SO DOWNEYOO OO