-> "My Ears Are Plugged"
Original Song Title:
"She Will Be Loved"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Ears Are Plugged"
The Lyrics
I don't need to hear your dull speech, see
Or your other words as well
If you even dare to say verbs, please
Do me a favour: go to hell
Cause I don't like your whinin'
Sounds I do abhor
I've told you so many times, but
All that gets ignored
I don't like spendin' every day
Hearin' your bollocks, could drive monks insane
Look like a jerk, but I really find
This one method gives me peace of mind
Now my ears are plugged
Yes, my ears are plugged
Tap on my window, knock on my door, I
Can't hear what should be usual
My laptop's volume's set at ninety-four
What's on there won't make me bored
Unlike you, you asshole, you always try
To talk at my poor ass for too long, yeah
Yes, I said "at", not "to", no point in hopin'
That I will remove my blocks, yeah
Come to my house near every day
Once you start talkin', wish that I had tape
But that's a jerk move, so instead I
Will wear these things for my whole damn life
Now my ears are plugged
Yes, my ears are plugged
Now my ears are plugged
Yes, my ears are plugged
I don't care if I can't use my own car
To drive while traffic is silent is quite hard
This habit won't die until your ass stops
Sure, call me stubborn, but at least this cuts you off
Yeah-eah-eah-eah
It feels like limbo with my ears corked, my
Method is indisputable
Friends of mine wastin' every day
Hearin' your talkin' cause you won't refrain, no
Only one perk, the cons still climb high
But it's worth it cause I hate your type
Now my ears are plugged
Yes, my ears are plugged
Now my ears are plugged (please don't try to talk)
Yes, my ears are plugged (ears are plugged tight)
Please don't try to talk (yeah-eah, please)
Ears are plugged tight (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-ooh)
Please don't try to talk (waste of time, tell you every day) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Ears are plugged tight (to shut your piehole, but do you? No way)
Please don't try to talk (please), ears are plugged tight
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