(what? man, I'm dividing! youre always busting my balls when I'm doing long division! leave me alone man, im not attending your BBQ)


I'm attending your BBQs mate no more
I'm attending your BBQs mate no more


I was nerding up, and wearing specs
a bottle of mineral water at a maths BBQ
bottletop came off and I spilled some water
looked in my pocket, lost my calculator (damn!)

2 students in a garage, one was adding
the other subracting, both on a blackboard
that kid was following me with his maths book
he showed me his theories I told him they were wrong

be strong cause theres wedgies out there
I mathsed down and fell right through the numerator
I must be having a bad day it's 20 past
took my loafers off and stepped someones glasses

tripped over and smudged my hand on the perti dish
knocked a schooner of water in the professors kit
someone let out a remainder and burned my suspenders
stuff your maths BBQ mate, I'm outta here!"


I'm attending your BBQs mate no more
I'm attending your BBQs mate no more
I'm attending your BBQs mate no more
dont want to be notified about them no more


on my way out there was 2 ladies in the front yard
couldnt estimate the circumference of their fat asses
I got my blackboard out and tried to impress 'em
If I dont score now another night of studying

I'm departing the maths party anyway
my stomach hurts cause I forgot to medicate
"hello princess, I love fine food and wine"
"get away from me freak, unless your name's Einstein"

I got closer, right now it's do or die
a love of mathmatics, I saw it in her eye
one recognised me "It's Maths MC,
you spilled ear medicine on me in Sydney"

"I'm not Maths, my name's MC Hyjak
I enjoy physics but also can rap"
*smack**slap**punch**
aah aah argggghhhh!

I'm attending your BBQs mate no more
dont want to be notified about them no more
I'm attending your BBQs mate no more
dont want to be notified about them no more